Birthday Spankings Are In Order!

3.75!!??!! You couldn't have put a reserve price on it?

You're shipping a plane via airmail? I'm confused.

Cool, wanna fuck?

*hopes that novice won't spot the paddle hidden behind my back until it's too late*

It may not sound much to you, but that's nearly 7000 South Korean Won to the guy who won.

I'm on my bed, ass up, with my face in the pillow waiting for you to get here.

*no, the only thing I want slapping my ass, are your hips *

Happy belated birthday, A8. We sang a chorus of the Internationale in your honour.

Cheer up. I think it was purchased by someone very deserving.

One for singing.

An extra for being on 999 posts.

And one congratulatory for when you hit 1000.

Now your ass should be approximately the same color as your sombre, understated shirt.

There. Now you have to retract a spanking.

Okay everybody one, two three.. (singing SA style)

Hippo, birdies, two ewes. Hippo, birdies, two ewes. Hippo, birdies, Alex8.
Hippo, birdies, two ewes.

It must have been NIC/160, he's in Korea now. Since his own is so worn out, he might have wanted yours.

Happy May Day baby, your birthday is important to everyone!

Somebody just earned an extra .

"Hips and ass in the night, one spanked the other in passing, only a signal shown, and a distant moan in the darkness..."
(Henry Wadsworth Longfellow)

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Why else do you think they made it a national holiday here in Germany?

Now, wanna battle it out between my paddle and your 18-inch studded strap-on?

*In deepest authoritative voice*

Face down and spread 'em, soldier!

Oh jeez, looks as though I'm gonna have bootmarks on the headboard again.

*still manages to slip in a as punishment for the oversized font, before submitting to the huge sparkly phallus*

Happy birthday this year (late) and next year (really early), Alex8.