I hate Britney Spears's mom too.
Picture this: It's my first time. I'm nervous as hell, of course. No condoms with me, of course. And what does she say (of course)?
"Don't worry, I'm safe - I'm on the pill."
25 years go by, and look at the fucking result. Well, to all of you here, I have this to say: I'm sorry.
Bitch. |