Andrew Lloyd Webber- hung and ugly!!

Andrew Lloyd Webbers ex wife sarah brightman was on Jonathan Ross's chat show on Friday night, and was saying how she let slip that ALW was very well endowed to somebody after they had split up (i think the conversation was something like "what did you see in him?" reply "he had a big dick")

Allegedly his lawyer called her when he heard and threatened to sue for deformation of character or something!!

I cant look at the guy as he is soooo ugly, but interesting that he has done ok with the woman in the past, much like Mick Hucknall and other well hung uglies!!

deformation of character. =) haha. fabulous eggcorn.

Sarah Brightman is indeed a pretty hot piece of ass to be tooling around with a guy who looks like Webber. Though I imagine his success, power, and (debatable) artistic talent had more to do with his successful wooing than his dick. probably a joke.

The 'somebody' in this story was actually Graham Norton and his television chat show audience of several million viewers during an episode of So Graham Norton (ep.4.11, broadcast 19 January 2001)... which may put a slightly different perspective on things. It wasn't just a cosy chit-chat with a friend in a café or anything along those lines.

I'm not sure what is scarier, that Sir Andrew may be packin' or that Alex can recall the exact broadcast number from 2001 on the topic. If I've said it once, I've worn it into the ground: eidetic memory.

Take that look off your face.

P.S. According to Michael Crawford, ALW was obsessed for years about the POTO -- let's see, a story about an ugly guy that could woo a beautiful woman because of his beguiling music.

lol I just made a topic about this. And included the other two who let their hungness be known on the chat show.

The very thought of Andrew Lloyd Webber in any context makes me want to wretch!

http://www.solarnavigator.net/music/...r_portrait.jpg

Go on, you know you want to.

HA! HILARIOUS.

Maybe with a bag over his head and a whole lot of 100 proof liquor.

I remember that episode of Graham Norton!

He said something along the lines of "blah blah blah Andrew Lloyd Webber is like being with the ugliest kid on the playground" and Sarah replied "Yeah, but with the biggest willie."

He looks like the guy that was married to Liza Minelli!

Nah, Liza-with-a-Zee left David Gest with far more bruising to the head than that.

David Gest claims that is face required large amounts of botox to kill the pain after Liza's abuse! Poor David. At least they claim to have had great sex during the early days of their marriage!!!!!

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