Misquote the post above.

Originally Posted by chicagosam

Just open the back of your throat wide, HG, and enjoy it I'll be gentle.

Originally Posted by BigHardOnGulper

Sorry, I am not fond of rabid sleazy lovers and rampant partner changes with my huge tool. I like one at a time and some nice long love sessions with great oral and anal technique with a guy who has class. Sam, I want you . . . bad!

Originally Posted by chicago'sorgasm

Well, of course what I really wish, is that I had a beautiful hot wet pussy to ride LP's mercurial tongue and minister to his outrageous manhood. Sighs.

Originally Posted by Lordpendragon

Oh, how I wish it too, sweet Strump. But alas, I'm going to run away to Meghan instead and let her bury her head in my crotch.

Originally Posted by TattooedMamaMeg

Sweet, sweet, Alabhama!
where the sky is so blue,
how I need to make sweet lovin
over and over, just with you.

Originally Posted by Lordpendragon

Oh, how I wish I could find a sweet strumpet like me. But alas, it must remain a dream.

Originally Posted by mercurialbliss

Haute coutoure, m'lord?.

Originally Posted by Lordpendragon

Are you ready to go shopping with me, sweet Bliss?

Originally Posted by mercurialbliss

No time just now. I'm on my way to losing my Virginity. Of course I'll be thinking of you, m'lord. Spanking will commence when I return.

Originally Posted by Lordpendragon

Maybe I should wait in the future and not believe that she is 18 when she still plays with dolls. I am fornicating too much with jailbait. Do you think I will get caught?

Originally Posted by chicorgasms

LPD, please give me head first. I won't tell the Doc or your Mommy.

Originally Posted by Lordpendragon

But i'm afraid i'll only last eighteen minutes.

Originally Posted by the Desparately Needing It Lusty Lordpendragon

Please, Strump, how many times do I need to beg you to perform on me such ingenious and highly skilled homosexual forms of sexual relief that i rquire on an hourly basis. You know I want it from you, that I am desprate for you, and that I am desparate to perfom acts of intense masculine carnal acitivity on you; but that I need to maintain my often self-proclaimed public image of hyper-heteropsexuality so that I can still believe I am straight when I really want to be gay as a goose with you in private.

Originally Posted by necrophyliaclbliss

That's OK. I only have comatose or deceased patients as bedfellows. You'll do just fine, LPD. There's not much difference.

Originally Posted by majesticbottom

That's ok. I've had many bedridden patients.

Originally Posted by LimpPenisDraggin'OnTheFloor

Aunt Bee, I am so cock blocked! Nobody does it with their maiden Aunt in Mayberry!