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Originally Posted by Lordpendragon I like to fantasize that Holly would come just from my touching her breast. But I live in a fantasy world. I wonder if LP knows what it would really take

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Old 04-28-2007   #16 (permalink)
HollyBlue is offline

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Originally Posted by Lordpendragon View Post
I like to fantasize that Holly would come just from my touching her breast. But I live in a fantasy world.
I wonder if LP knows what it would really take to make me say, "Oh yeah baby, oh my god, oh sweet Mary mother of god, oh Pendragon, you're so fucking good, oh baby don't stop, oh jesus I am coming again, that's seventh heaven for me baby, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
 
Old 04-28-2007   #17 (permalink)
Lordpendragon is offline

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Originally Posted by HollyBlue View Post
LP knows exactly what it takes to make me say, "Oh yeah baby, oh my god, oh sweet Mary mother of god, oh Pendragon, you're so fucking good, oh baby don't stop, oh jesus I am coming again, that's seventh heaven for me baby, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

He's insatiable, I can't keep up with him
That's Ok baby, you're still amongst the best there is.
 
Old 04-28-2007   #18 (permalink)
HollyBlue is offline

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Originally Posted by Lordpendragon View Post
I'm sorry, baby, I'm too knackered to keep going any longer. You've worn me out!
That's okay, baby. We'll put you on an exercise plan so you'll be able to keep up with me.
 
Old 04-28-2007   #19 (permalink)
Lordpendragon is offline

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Thank's baby. I'll go on an exercise plan so I'll be able to keep up with you. Next time I'll bring four of my best friends to help me out.
You are such a caring woman H. Blue - I knew we'd hit it off. Can I help you choose your LPSG lady friends?
 
Old 04-28-2007   #20 (permalink)
fortiesfun is offline

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Originally Posted by Gillette View Post
Quick, FF, now's your time!
Hate that I was at work, but love that you recognize my talents!

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Originally Posted by Lordpendragon View Post
I'm not blowing FF unless he asks me to, gorgeous.
Alright, but just once.

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You are such a caring woman H. Blue - I knew we'd hit it off. Can you help me seduce FF?
the nicest thing about misquoting posts is that you can make their true subconscious meaning explicit, don't you find LPD?
 
Old 04-28-2007   #21 (permalink)
Falcon9 is offline

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Originally Posted by fortiesfun View Post
the hottest thing about riding on posts is that you can make their true subconscious meaning explicit, don't you find LPD?
I will have to take your word for it then.
 
Old 04-28-2007   #22 (permalink)
jeff black is offline

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Originally Posted by Lordpendragon View Post
Technically against the TOS I believe. But it's fun I think.

I love women.
YES!!! You took my idea and started a THREAD!!!!!!

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I will have to take your pants off to do it then.
See how much fun this is?
 
Old 04-28-2007   #23 (permalink)
dongalong is offline

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YES!!! You took the piss and started a WAR!!!!!!



See how much more fun this would have been if I'd started the thread?
This is a lot of fun I have to admit!
 
Old 04-28-2007   #24 (permalink)
jeff black is offline

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This is a lot of fun but I have to admit, I'm really a lot gayer than I pretend to be. Those boobs in my avatar are actually my own.!
It's more fun when the posts take on a sexual nature.
 
Old 04-28-2007   #25 (permalink)
fortiesfun is offline

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It's more fun when the poster takes on a several partners.
I see what you mean.
 
Old 04-28-2007   #26 (permalink)
Falcon9 is offline

JB, I never said anything like that. Please get your facts straight.
 
Old 04-28-2007   #27 (permalink)
alex8 is offline

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JB, I never stop dreaming of your cock. Please get it hard and fuck me straight away.
You rabid pervert.
 
Old 04-28-2007   #28 (permalink)
jeff black is offline

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You rabid pervert. There is nothing I want more at the moment, than to remove your boxers with my teeth and slide my tongue along your hardening shaft, until your cock begins to quiver and you beg me to slide my velvet warm mouth, encompassing the entire cock.
Wow, Alex... I had no idea you were so passionate about Hardguard's cock.
 
Old 04-28-2007   #29 (permalink)
Falcon9 is offline

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You rabbit purveyor.

Someone is trying to put words in my mouth.
 
Old 04-28-2007   #30 (permalink)
chicagosam is offline
Banned

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Originally Posted by jeff black, Pervert View Post
Wow, Alex... I really wanted you to know how passionate I am about devouring Hardguard's cock or any guy's cock! Your cock just doesn't do it for me anymore. I just cant get enough cock! I want it all day long! Cock! Cock! Cock! CocK! But the one I want the most, Alex, is Doc's cock! That delicious thick beer can of a cock that goes for days. Yum! Give me Doc cock and then make a video for the Jeff Black library! And if I only could get some prime Sam cock and Lordpendragon cock . . .
Doc will finally get his dream come true, Jeff. You've been holding out on us. Welcome to transgressions on the other side. *unzips*

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Someone is trying to put their big cock in my mouth and I want all of it bad.
Just open the back of your throat wide, HG, and enjoy it I'll be gentle.
 

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