Random thoughts

Just a random thought:
Sometimes life just f**king sucks. Especially when there's not a damn thing you can do to make it better at the moment.

Hemerrhoids are a pain in the ass.

And not in a good way...

I "rectum" so....

Puns are the lowest form of humor (except fart jokes).

My dad is the King of puns.

Does he often say, "Pull my finger!"

Well, now I am depressed.

Hey, that's my job for the moment! I'll be depressed for all of us...

Be happy!

Nah, it's totally my turn. Though, I'm not officially depressed, just sad and missing.

Alright, you two! Call me right now! My nickel psychiatry booth is open!

Alright. I'll share the misery... There's plenty to go around....
The "blue funk" cloud is lifting from my area and drifting north, so beware.....it's a bad one... real bad....

Thanks Sam! That's the first I've laughed in more than a week! I'll even donate my old Susan B. Anthony dollar to you for that...

***inserts coin***

Hey, watch where you insert that coin, Pal! I don't know you that well yet! But, oooooooooooooh, Baby! Keep inserting? What? That's not a coin roll? Go ahead! Penalty for early withdrawal!

I take it back, hatched. You win as you are genuinely depressed. I am just a little sad, more lonely, and bored.