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Originally Posted by jeff black I have always found that lube tastes funny anyways. Perhaps, I could just take your word for it. Or you could just lick some of it off my balls to

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Old 04-24-2007   #31 (permalink)
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I have always found that lube tastes funny anyways. Perhaps, I could just take your word for it.
Or you could just lick some of it off my balls to get an idea of the flavor.

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Obviously, we can eat the paneer after.
Well, what the hell else were we gonna do? Talk? Have more sex? Nope, so obviously the paneer will be ideal.

"Ça fait tellement peur, mais ça fait tellement plaisir à la fois. C'est compliqué; c'est ça la vie." Jane B.
 
Old 04-24-2007   #32 (permalink)
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Or you could just lick some of it off my balls to get an idea of the flavor.
Very true, though, I was taught not to waste things.. perhaps we can use that lube on my condom when I penetrate your ass?

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Well, what the hell else were we gonna do? Talk? Have more sex? Nope, so obviously the paneer will be ideal.
Well, I meant AFTER the 12 rounds of sex. You can't tell me you won't be hungry. WE can talk during sex... though, I would assume it will be words of lusting and breathly laughter.

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Old 04-24-2007   #33 (permalink)
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... perhaps we can use that lube on my condom when I penetrate your ass?
Certainly a better idea that trying to use paneer to that end.

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WE can talk during sex... though, I would assume it will be words of lusting and breathly laughter.
Have you ever known me manage anything other than a weird combo of heavy breathing at giggling during sex?

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Old 04-24-2007   #34 (permalink)
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Certainly a better idea that trying to use paneer to that end.
QFT

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Have you ever known me manage anything other than a weird combo of heavy breathing at giggling during sex?
No, and that is why I am crazy about you.

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Old 04-24-2007   #35 (permalink)
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No, and that is why I am crazy about you.
Typo-spotting ass-bandit.

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Old 04-24-2007   #36 (permalink)
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Rumour has it, they have found a rock that has the exact same chemical/mineral properties as kryptonite.

*feels weak in the knees*

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Old 04-24-2007   #37 (permalink)
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*feels weak in the knees*
Are you sure Alex isn't present?
 
Old 04-24-2007   #38 (permalink)
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Are you sure Alex isn't present?

The man is my RED Kryptonite.

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Old 04-24-2007   #39 (permalink)
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The man is my RED Kryptonite.
I think you did say your knees were weak. I am assuming you were kneeling to take care of his huge red throbbing kryptonite.
 
Old 04-24-2007   #40 (permalink)
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I am distressed at the copious quantity of bigoted misogynistic trolls in chat and on the threads lately. This used to be such a nice fun place.

Normally, I take great joy in fighting these bastards both online and in person. Not now . . . right now, I am just too tired. Let somebody else fight the good fight for awhile.

Later peeps,

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Old 04-24-2007   #41 (permalink)
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I am distressed at the copious quantity of bigoted misogynistic trolls in chat and on the threads lately. This used to be such a nice fun place. Normally, I take great joy in fighting these bastards both online and in person. Not now . . . right now, I am just too tired. Let somebody else fight the good fight for awhile. Later peeps. njqt466
Ignore the trolls, Baby, and come play with the nice people. Trolls need attention to survive. ignore them and they will go away, or piss 'em off real good!
 
Old 04-24-2007   #42 (permalink)
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I think you did say your knees were weak. I am assuming you were kneeling to take care of his huge red throbbing kryptonite.
I might have mentioned something about it....

For those of you that don't know...
On the show SMALLVILLE (Tom Welling), red Kryptonite unleashed superman's wild side.

In the comics, see HERE under red kryptonite for ALL the things that happen. I prefer Smallville's version.

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Old 04-24-2007   #43 (permalink)
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I might have mentioned something about it....
You know us cyber-ambigious guys!
 
Old 04-24-2007   #44 (permalink)
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You know us cyber-ambigious guys!
Yah, we like to have throbbing wet things in front of our faces...

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Yah, we like to have throbbing wet things in front of our faces...
Yup, we do! Any old throbbing wet thing will do! Especially if it is edible.
 


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