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Old 04-23-2007   #16 (permalink)
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LADIES and GENTLEMEN, Jeff Black is back

 
Old 04-23-2007   #17 (permalink)
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I was gonna say... start your strokin.....

If only my man was here to start my engine... sadly, he is an hour late.

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Old 04-23-2007   #18 (permalink)
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I was gonna say... start your strokin.....

If only my man was here to start my engine... sadly, he is an hour late.
Now, Jeff, you know that there is someone who has campaigned relentlessly to start your engine, and could be here within the hour to rev it up!
 
Old 04-24-2007   #19 (permalink)
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Now, Jeff, you know that there is someone who has campaigned relentlessly to start your engine, and could be here within the hour to rev it up!
Yah, Sam... but you know how it is... When you are in the mood for a vegan paneer, you just dont' want steak. IT doesn't mean that the steak isn't sexy as hell... it just means, I want the paneer.

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Old 04-24-2007   #20 (permalink)
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Yah, Sam... but you know how it is... When you are in the mood for a vegan paneer, you just dont' want steak. IT doesn't mean that the steak isn't sexy as hell... it just means, I want the paneer.
Sadly, the only paneer currently available is located in a small dish balanced on my naked body, atwain nipples and belly-button.

"Ça fait tellement peur, mais ça fait tellement plaisir à la fois. C'est compliqué; c'est ça la vie." Jane B.
 
Old 04-24-2007   #21 (permalink)
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Sadly, the only paneer currently available is located in a small dish balanced on my naked body, atwain nipples and belly-button.
Oh well, I can't see that being a problem, Alex8... I mean, I can just move the paneer off your stomach and begin my feast on any meat you are willing to share.

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Old 04-24-2007   #22 (permalink)
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Oh well, I can't see that being a problem, Alex8... I mean, I can just move the paneer off your stomach and begin my feast on any meat you are willing to share.
There are a couple of local German delicacies that might be of interest to you... I'm just checking the size of the portions we have available.

"Ça fait tellement peur, mais ça fait tellement plaisir à la fois. C'est compliqué; c'est ça la vie." Jane B.
 
Old 04-24-2007   #23 (permalink)
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There are a couple of local German delicacies that might be of interest to you... I'm just checking the size of the portions we have available.
But don't you supersize everything, Heinz?

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Old 04-24-2007   #24 (permalink)
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There are a couple of local German delicacies that might be of interest to you... I'm just checking the size of the portions we have available.

Sounds nice. I do love portion control...

Although, there is one thing I can never get enough of... Oh Alex, the things I could do with your penis. Hours of various sexual activities, involving pretty much any kink we could find that turned us on.... You've got a great schlong to work with.

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Old 04-24-2007   #25 (permalink)
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But don't you supersize everything, Heinz?
Only if the customer requests it. But sometimes Jeff B's eyes are bigger than his belly.

Well, I say 'belly'....

"Ça fait tellement peur, mais ça fait tellement plaisir à la fois. C'est compliqué; c'est ça la vie." Jane B.
 
Old 04-24-2007   #26 (permalink)
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Only if the customer requests it. But sometimes Jeff B's eyes are bigger than his belly.
Yes, it is true.. I am a greedy man at times... but can you blame me?
Trust me, sir... I can easily take your portion with gusto, and still beg for seconds.

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Old 04-24-2007   #27 (permalink)
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I can easily take your portion with gusto.
I just spoke with the chef, and apparently we're all outta gusto right now.

Would flavored lube suit you instead? We have a choice of 57 flavors.

"Ça fait tellement peur, mais ça fait tellement plaisir à la fois. C'est compliqué; c'est ça la vie." Jane B.
 
Old 04-24-2007   #28 (permalink)
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I just spoke with the chef, and apparently we're all outta gusto right now.

Would flavored lube suit you instead? We have a choice of 57 flavors.
I am feeling like "Cherry" at the moment.

However, I will also take German flavoured if you happen to have any.

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Old 04-24-2007   #29 (permalink)
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I am feeling like "Cherry" at the moment.

However, I will also take German flavoured if you happen to have any.
Oh, we even have a lube named "German sour cherry surprise", which may be very much to your liking.

How much of the flavor you will get to experience by having it rubbed gently into your ass is, of course, another matter entirely...

"Ça fait tellement peur, mais ça fait tellement plaisir à la fois. C'est compliqué; c'est ça la vie." Jane B.
 
Old 04-24-2007   #30 (permalink)
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Oh, we even have a lube named "German sour cherry surprise", which may be very much to your liking.
It sounds delightful.

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How much of the flavor you will get to experience by having it rubbed gently into your ass is, of course, another matter entirely...
I have always found that lube tastes funny anyways. Perhaps, I could just take your word for it. I am sure you will hear my approval, as I cry out in pleasure with the initial thrust, followed by gutteral moanings of lust as you continue to work your way into my ass.

Obviously, we can eat the paneer after.

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