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What did they call barn owls, before there where any barns?

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Old 05-14-2008   #2896 (permalink)
Gonzo3 is offline

What did they call barn owls, before there where any barns?
 
Old 05-14-2008   #2897 (permalink)
senor rubirosa is offline

Just had my first head cheese … no, not a serving of smegma, but the jellied meat product made from the head and tongue of (in this case) cows and pigs. (Sometimes sheep are used, too.)
Worse thing I ever tasted.
I’m not surprised but I’d hoped for better.
This was a major eeewwww.
 
Old 05-15-2008   #2898 (permalink)
unzipped is offline

thanks for sharing... lol
 
Old 05-15-2008   #2899 (permalink)
senor rubirosa is offline

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thanks for sharing... lol
There is no delight in owning anything unshared.
~Seneca
 
Old 05-17-2008   #2900 (permalink)
njqt466 is offline

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
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Dame Edna Everage
 
Old 05-22-2008   #2901 (permalink)
stacy is offline

i have that song "where have all the cowboys gone?" stuck in my head. aggghhhh!!!!
 
Old 05-22-2008   #2902 (permalink)
numbers123 is offline

I think I forgot something....
 
Old 05-22-2008   #2903 (permalink)
njqt466 is offline

[quote=numbers123;1497461]I think I forgot something.... [/quote]
My ring size is 6.5. I prefer a round diamond in a 6 prong platinum setting.
 
Old 05-22-2008   #2904 (permalink)
stacy is offline

i forgot to eat lunch. i'm starving!
 
Old 05-22-2008   #2905 (permalink)
numbers123 is offline

[quote=njqt466;1497468]
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I think I forgot something.... [/quote]
My ring size is 6.5. I prefer a round diamond in a 6 prong platinum setting.

2 carats enough?
 
Old 05-22-2008   #2906 (permalink)
njqt466 is offline

[quote=numbers123;1497477][quote=njqt466;1497468]
2 carats enough?[/quote]Of course, I'm not greedy, just particular.

 
Old 05-22-2008   #2907 (permalink)
Catchoftheday is online now

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i forgot to eat lunch. i'm starving!
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2 carats enough?
thats not much for lunch
 
Old 05-22-2008   #2908 (permalink)
Audre'sAunt is offline

I think the main course was Manwich.
 
Old 05-22-2008   #2909 (permalink)
stacy is offline

ewww manwhich just looks gross, lol. i don't think i could ever eat that.

my random thought of the moment: it's friggin raining outside and the sun is still up. WTF?! i blame it on global warming *shakes fist*
 
Old 05-22-2008   #2910 (permalink)
njqt466 is offline

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thats not much for lunch

Oh you silly, sweet Brit. I didn't say 2 carrots, I said 2 carats. Something like this would be nice.

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I think the main course was Manwich.
You figured out my secret! That's my goal, I want to be the meat in a numbers123 and rico27 Manwich.
 

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