LPSG.ORG

Random thoughts

Originally Posted by stacy1185 hahaha don't tease me like that i've got to head to bed now! it's past 3am here... ugh....... thanks for everything tonight, b! you're the best Ain'

is part of a discussion in the Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics forum that includes topics on Big penis jokes, small penis jokes, amusing anecdotes.

Register Tags Gallery Chat Blogs Arcade FAQ Members Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Go Back   LPSG.ORG > Discussion Forums > Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics

 
Thread Tools
Old 4 Days Ago   #2866 (permalink)
Member
Photos/Videos (65)
 
Mr. Hardcock is Mr. Hardcock is online now

Quote:
Originally Posted by stacy1185 View Post
hahaha don't tease me like that i've got to head to bed now! it's past 3am here... ugh.......

thanks for everything tonight, b! you're the best
Ain't I the worst?


Anytime sweetness.

What's this? Oh...just my package.
Yep, God delivered it, I signed for it.
World keeps on spinning.
(7" x 6", if it's racking your brain and you are just dying to know.) (No camming for guys, sorry fellas!)

" What a beast!"
- Super_Crayon
 
Old 4 Days Ago   #2867 (permalink)
Gold Member
 
senor rubirosa is senor rubirosa is offline

1) How long does it take to become a reborn virgin?
2) Is it worth it?

Rubi

____________________
"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test." George W Bush, Townsend, Tennessee, 21st February 2001

"Any post you make remains infinitely preferable to a mouthful of urine." Alex8 in complimentary mode to the Rubester, Baden-Wuerttemberg, 18th July, 2007
 
Old 4 Days Ago   #2868 (permalink)
Member
Photos/Videos (13)
 
stacy1185 is stacy1185 is offline

Quote:
Originally Posted by senor rubirosa View Post
1) How long does it take to become a reborn virgin?
2) Is it worth it?
1.) i have no idea
2.) probably not

ok i'm signing off of LPSG now!!!

I need to be myself.
I can't be no one else.
 
Old 4 Days Ago   #2869 (permalink)
Gold Member
Photos/Videos (13)
 
tvilleguy70 is tvilleguy70 is offline

Quote:
Originally Posted by senor rubirosa View Post
1) How long does it take to become a reborn virgin?
2) Is it worth it?

1. Don't think your virginity renews itself....but a plastic surgeon can do a "vaginal rejuenation" and could probably do a "man-ginal" one also....

2. who the fuck wants to find out?

Words of Wisdom: If his cock smells like fish, don't suck it!

2nd Words of Wisdom: Never make someone a priority in your life when you are merely an option in theirs.....




ahh, but for the love of a man who doesn't love you back........DAMMIT

http://www.myspace.com/1hairguy
 
Old 4 Days Ago   #2870 (permalink)
Member
Photos/Videos (65)
 
Mr. Hardcock is Mr. Hardcock is online now

If I put my virginity of 24 years up for auction, who will want it?


What's this? Oh...just my package.
Yep, God delivered it, I signed for it.
World keeps on spinning.
(7" x 6", if it's racking your brain and you are just dying to know.) (No camming for guys, sorry fellas!)

" What a beast!"
- Super_Crayon
 
Old 4 Days Ago   #2871 (permalink)
Member
 
PukingBristols is PukingBristols is online now

I saw a pink camel hanging from a yellow tree.
 
Old 3 Days Ago   #2872 (permalink)
Member
Photos/Videos (10)
 
numbers123 is numbers123 is offline

My boyfriend's back and you're gonna be in trouble
Hey la, hey la my boyfriend's back

Rico is a chino-clad Latino
Hung like a palomino
Who took the maraschino
From numbuhs, the sweet bambino.
Senor Rubirosa
 
Old 3 Days Ago   #2873 (permalink)
Gold Member
 
senor rubirosa is senor rubirosa is offline

Quote:
Originally Posted by numbers123 View Post
My boyfriend's back and you're gonna be in trouble
Promises, promises.

Rubi

____________________
"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test." George W Bush, Townsend, Tennessee, 21st February 2001

"Any post you make remains infinitely preferable to a mouthful of urine." Alex8 in complimentary mode to the Rubester, Baden-Wuerttemberg, 18th July, 2007
 
Old 3 Days Ago   #2874 (permalink)
Member
Photos/Videos (10)
 
numbers123 is numbers123 is offline

Quote:
Originally Posted by senor rubirosa View Post
Promises, promises.
My Boyfriend's back he's gonna save my reputation
Hey la, hey la my boyfriend's back
If I were you I'd take a permanent vacation
Hey la, hey la my boyfriend's back



Rico is a chino-clad Latino
Hung like a palomino
Who took the maraschino
From numbuhs, the sweet bambino.
Senor Rubirosa
 
Old 3 Days Ago   #2875 (permalink)
Gold Member
 
senor rubirosa is senor rubirosa is offline

Quote:
Originally Posted by tvilleguy70 View Post
1. Don't think your virginity renews itself....but a plastic surgeon can do a "vaginal rejuvenation" and could probably do a "man-ginal" one also....

2. who the fuck wants to find out?
Well, I just read about a hockey player, quite deeply religious, who's said to be a reborn virgin.
Of course, he just means that from now on, he intends to wait for marriage before he dips his wick again ... a much sought after wick, by all reports.
(This is true, but my post was basically facetious ... so shoot me.)

Rubi

____________________
"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test." George W Bush, Townsend, Tennessee, 21st February 2001

"Any post you make remains infinitely preferable to a mouthful of urine." Alex8 in complimentary mode to the Rubester, Baden-Wuerttemberg, 18th July, 2007
 
Old 3 Days Ago   #2876 (permalink)
Gold Member
 
senor rubirosa is senor rubirosa is offline

Quote:
Originally Posted by numbers123 View Post
My Boyfriend's back he's gonna save my reputation
Hey la, hey la my boyfriend's back
If I were you I'd take a permanent vacation
Hey la, hey la my boyfriend's back
Save your reputation? We want pics.

BTW, who is that angel in your avi?

Rubi

____________________
"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test." George W Bush, Townsend, Tennessee, 21st February 2001

"Any post you make remains infinitely preferable to a mouthful of urine." Alex8 in complimentary mode to the Rubester, Baden-Wuerttemberg, 18th July, 2007
 
Old 3 Days Ago   #2877 (permalink)
Member
Photos/Videos (10)
 
numbers123 is numbers123 is offline

Quote:
Originally Posted by senor rubirosa View Post
Save your reputation? We want pics.

BTW, who is that angel in your avi?

Those pics are only for us!

And I have no idea. He is heavenly, isn't he?

Rico is a chino-clad Latino
Hung like a palomino
Who took the maraschino
From numbuhs, the sweet bambino.
Senor Rubirosa
 
Old 3 Days Ago   #2878 (permalink)
Gold Member
 
senor rubirosa is senor rubirosa is offline

Quote:
Originally Posted by numbers123 View Post
Those pics are only for us!
Okay, we'll just take screen captures from the vids.

Quote:
Originally Posted by numbers123 View Post
And I have no idea. He is heavenly, isn't he?
Yes ... though I have thought it might be the Latino palomino.

Rubi

____________________
"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test." George W Bush, Townsend, Tennessee, 21st February 2001

"Any post you make remains infinitely preferable to a mouthful of urine." Alex8 in complimentary mode to the Rubester, Baden-Wuerttemberg, 18th July, 2007
 
Old 3 Days Ago   #2879 (permalink)
Member
Photos/Videos (10)
 
numbers123 is numbers123 is offline

Quote:
Originally Posted by senor rubirosa View Post
Okay, we'll just take screen captures from the vids.

I wouldn't want to put the old ticker at risk .


Yes ... though I have thought it might be the Latino palomino.
The avatar isn't that dreamy!

Rico is a chino-clad Latino
Hung like a palomino
Who took the maraschino
From numbuhs, the sweet bambino.
Senor Rubirosa
 
Old 3 Days Ago   #2880 (permalink)
Gold Member
 
senor rubirosa is senor rubirosa is offline

Quote:
Originally Posted by numbers123 View Post
The avatar isn't that dreamy!
You are verrrrry intelligent.

Rubi

____________________
"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test." George W Bush, Townsend, Tennessee, 21st February 2001

"Any post you make remains infinitely preferable to a mouthful of urine." Alex8 in complimentary mode to the Rubester, Baden-Wuerttemberg, 18th July, 2007
 


Thread Tools



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 09:19 PM.

Latest Threads

Latest Posts

Latest Blogs


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.0.1
Copyright 1999-2007 lpsg.org