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Originally Posted by Mr. Hardcock I'm wondering how the fuck my school could schedule the final on Cinco de Mayo?! Outrage!!! What the hell were they thinking? Should I order a Margarita and a shot

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Old 05-05-2008   #2836 (permalink)
blondstranger is offline

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Originally Posted by Mr. Hardcock View Post
I'm wondering how the fuck my school could schedule the final on Cinco de Mayo?!

Outrage!!!
What the hell were they thinking? Should I order a Margarita and a shot of tequila for you whilst I'm out?
 
Old 05-05-2008   #2837 (permalink)
stacy is offline

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With pleasure and gusto, babe!

Will you do my upcoming algebra homework for next year while i'm shafing away? Maybe we can make some boob flashcards or something.
sounds like a plan, b!

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I'm wondering how the fuck my school could schedule the final on Cinco de Mayo?!

Outrage!!!
you're not alone on this one. i have a presentation to do tomorrow night even though i'd much rather be pounding tequila.
 
Old 05-05-2008   #2838 (permalink)
About_Average is offline

I'm thinking that the two things closest to me in life are God and tight underwear. Is it really any wonder why they remain the only things in life I feel compelled to worship?
 
Old 05-05-2008   #2839 (permalink)
Mr. Hardcock is offline

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What the hell were they thinking? Should I order a Margarita and a shot of tequila for you whilst I'm out?
Please do! I'll hop a plane to have a margo and a shot with you, then jet on over to Cali to do my studying with S.

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sounds like a plan, b!



you're not alone on this one. i have a presentation to do tomorrow night even though i'd much rather be pounding tequila.
Well giddy up, missy! I'll be there in chaps and spurs!
 
Old 05-05-2008   #2840 (permalink)
Mr. Hardcock is offline

I'm thinking having two turntables and a microphone is where it's at.
 
Old 05-05-2008   #2841 (permalink)
stacy is offline

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I'm thinking having two turntables and a microphone is where it's at.
you've been listening to too much beck... not a bad thing!
 
Old 05-06-2008   #2842 (permalink)
mista geechee is offline

i bought the qu'ran a few weeks ago to start learning about other religions (and other things, part of my quest to become a polymath). i'm not a muslim but this book teaches alotta important lessons. of course islam has a bad name because of the radicals (same as christianity and other religions) but in reality, its a VERY peaceful religion. it preaches peace and equality for all mankind. yea i guess i kinda am defending islam. it just takes awhile learn proper pronunciation of some of the scriptures . did you guys know it was written over a 23 year period by muhammad. it (the text) was revealed to him by the angel gibraele. alot of it (so far) is similar to the christian bible. its also kinda like the torah (jewish holy holy text) in content . but the scriptures in teh qu'ran are composed from a slight (and sometimes dramatically) different point of view. to bad religions are so intolerant of each other. they all have valuable lessons to teach to the masses. islam ( in my opinion) has the best lessons to teach and seems to do it more effictively
 
Old 05-06-2008   #2843 (permalink)
stacy is offline

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i bought the qu'ran a few weeks ago...
i thought it was spelled "koran" have i been spelling it wrong all these years? how did i managed to make it to college? ahhh crap.
 
Old 05-06-2008   #2844 (permalink)
dumbcow is offline

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i thought it was spelled "koran" have i been spelling it wrong all these years? how did i managed to make it to college? ahhh crap.
I think you can spell it either way. It can also be the Alcoran I think...


It's 4am. I should go to bed soon
 
Old 05-06-2008   #2845 (permalink)
stacy is offline

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I think you can spell it either way. It can also be the Alcoran I think...


It's 4am. I should go to bed soon
whew! i'm not illiterate after all i never knew it could be spelled all those different ways though.

and 4am... isn't it past your bedtime, dumbcow?
 
Old 05-06-2008   #2846 (permalink)
dumbcow is offline

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whew! i'm not illiterate after all i never knew it could be spelled all those different ways though.

and 4am... isn't it past your bedtime, dumbcow?
Don't tell mama dumbcow

I was busy last night having a lot of fun and can't be bothered to sleep yet
 
Old 05-06-2008   #2847 (permalink)
dumbcow is offline

Ok, bed time I think... I'm going to go count humans.
 
Old 05-06-2008   #2848 (permalink)
stacy is offline

g'nite dumbcow. i won't tell mama cow you're up past your bedtime. but in return you've got to give me some milk because milk is probably going to be $6542167 at the grocery store.
 
Old 05-07-2008   #2849 (permalink)
dumbcow is offline

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g'nite dumbcow. i won't tell mama cow you're up past your bedtime. but in return you've got to give me some milk because milk is probably going to be $6542167 at the grocery store.
I got 4 hours sleep now I'm a cranky cow!

You can have free milk whenever you want, stacy
 
Old 05-07-2008   #2850 (permalink)
njqt466 is offline

[quote=dumbcow;1463740]I got 4 hours sleep now I'm a cranky cow!

Do cranky cows give buttermilk?
 

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