Random thoughts

fuck yo mama

agh!! my throat is sore and it's not from sucking a cock.

My cock has healing properties.

what magical healing properties does your cock possess? tell me! is it one of those ancient chinese secrets?

New word for most of us...

Dickhibitionists... more than some!!

Whadda think?

went by way too fast!

welcome back! was it a good weekend?

i have that elton john song stuck in my head... "laughing like children, living like lovers, rolling like thunder, uuuuuunder the cooooverrrrrs!!! and i guess that's why they call it the bluuuuues!"

You hear about cancer of everything... cancer of the throat, cancer of the lung, the pancreas, the colon...


It seems that if its made of human tissue... it can go cancerous....



How come you never hear about cancer of the fat?

I'm thinking that I know I am going to fail my final tomorrow. There's a good chance I've already failed, and a good grade on the final wouldn't even help.

Algebra sucks, I'm so tired of getting shafted by it.

b, you can shaft me

I'm thinking about going out for Cinco de Mayo later tonight (tomorrow).

With pleasure and gusto, babe!

Will you do my upcoming algebra homework for next year while i'm shafing away? Maybe we can make some boob flashcards or something.

I'm wondering how the fuck my school could schedule the final on Cinco de Mayo?!

Outrage!!!