Random thoughts

I was afraid I was too late

Lets help Stacy with her school project...she has to write a paper on having sex with two hot guys!!! (alright half of it is true)

oh this is going to be a good night!!!

IF only I had a dime for each time that pick up line was used on me by a female, well, I would have a dime right now...

Going to O town for the weekend!!!

Bring me back an alligator.

AND the count down begins!!

Having fun in the sun?.....be right there

If you microwave eggs, they explode.

Orgasm town? Hmmm, does AirTran fly there?
I have miles with them.

avoiding sex is like avoiding good sleep, good food, and all fun in your life...take Air train and fly in Orgasm town

Don't microwave oysters in the shell. They explode.