Originally Posted by Freddie53

Kimmie, all is OK. The wedding is still on. And the DVD vol. 2 will not go on sale after all. The deacons are afraid it might... ahem...er....tarnish the image of the mega church and its cathedral, chapels and worship centers designed to meet the needs of all somewhere: good and evil, religious and non religious, fundie and antifundie. However, a copy with the faces covered will be sold overseas and there should be enough profits for all four children's college education and pay for the new five manual pipe organ that Mont Mont wanted for the cathedral. After all we have to pay the star of the show.

So all will be OK. The ladies at the church will be thrilled. They won't have a woman in a tent coming down the aisle. You can wear white now coming down the aisle. Exactly who is going to give you away?

Your sick leave from the church is in order and you have eight weeks of maturnity leave. Will get a worship leader to fill in for you. Don't worry.

Prep Stud, the policy allows for you to have three weeks of paternity leave and then only organ duites on Sundays and Wednesdays for another five weeks. That was the best we could do. Aunt Tilda who plays down at Saddies Bar and Grill can only fill in the next three Sundays. Besides with the new organ being installed, we know you want to be first to play the new organ.

Aunt Tilda is having problem with the old pipe organ. She can't find the V3 vibrato. I explained that pipe organs both old and new don't have that. Only HAMMONDS have that. So Aunt Tilda will be bringing her Hammond Spinet and Leslie speaker to the cathedral from Saddies Bar and Grill after her Saturday night performance there of course. Do you think the people will be able to tell the difference between Aunt Tilda's Hammond Spinet organ and that new five manual pipe organ that is being installed as we speak?

I must say though, Kimmie, don't give Prep Stud any of that concoction that was in the iced tea on the honey moon. There is a reason Lex and Matt were walking funny and it was that ingredient in the ice tea that brought it on.

Kimmie, calm down, there thats better. it'll feel better when it quits hurting. I have three sons and it didn't hurt me a bit when they were born except for the places where the wife's finger nails dug deep into the skin. Unless this is one of those marathon 72 hour labor adventures, it will be over soon.