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Originally Posted by Matthew Lex, baby, the kids are coming over in a hurry. Let's butch up the house QUICK! |
Got it!!
*runs around the house, taking down all the paintings and sculptures of naked men*
*locks the door to the basement dungeon and the, ahem, spare room*
*Throws piles of condoms. lube, poppers and assorted toys into the foot locker*
DOORBELL!!!
SHIT, I forgot to put on PANTS!!