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Old 06-05-2006   #154 (permalink)
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Lex,

Baby, you are the best. Thank you so much for taking the kids on at such short notice. I know you two are still in the honeymoon phase, but I do thank you for your sacrifice. Not meaning to be indelicate, but I hope those warm compresses and inflatable cushions are working well for you and Matthew. Often our eyes are much larger than our... well you get the idea. By the way, Monty was so much more relaxed when he came home after your two day spree. He has been rather tense lately with all of the construction going on (At church and at home)he has barely had a moment for his own needs to be met.
As for Dungeons and Daddies, I think it is a wonderful idea. I am sure Q and Coco felt right at home. They are well accustomed to restraint wear .They have leashes and collars here at home. Of course, theirs are madras and polka dot courtesy of Kate Spade, but they do the job....
Yes, I was over whelmed and so flattered by Sexy's bid for me, but as you know Mont Mont is not one to be crossed, so I thought it best to let him down easy for his own preservation....
Well, I had better check the food and make sure everything is just so for the conquering hero....As you well know, a little "f" and "f" are the best medicine for what ails . Or maybe not , eh?










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Originally Posted by Lex
*sits on couch eating popcorn and watching Trick with Matt-Matt*

*leaves a message on Kim's home phone*

Hey GUUUUURL,

Matt-Matt and I are watching one of our favorite DVDs and don't worry for a second about Quantrell and Co-Co. They have been angelic today.

Who knew that the way to get the kids to behave was to let them tie each other up with our chains and whips and rock each other to sleep in the sling? Maybe we should open up a new baby-sitter service. We can call it "Dungeons and Daddies!!"

I heard there was MEGA drama with SexyCobra trying to make you a runaway bride. He must not know about them southern men and how they can make shit (and people) disappear.

I can't wait to get ALL the scoop when we drop the kids off tomorrow.

Should be outRAGEous. See you soon, Sis!

Love ya!

*click*