Name the Penis above you.

So? What would you call my penis?

Hammer head

Big Daddy haha

welcome

bulgy

Jabba.

Anguilla rostrata... or, to give the beast its non-Latin name: The American Eel.

8-iron

OMG

dark staff!

:P

The "Plung-her"

MOOSE

Flopper

The Spear of Destiny (i dunno, went with the first thing that came into my head, lol)

I'm gonna call it Timmy. I will pet it and groom and raise it as my own and when Timmy is 18, he will go out inthe world and look for his own to name.

The rocket missile