Last summer me and my office assistant went to Red White and Blue near Santa Cruz. She was freaked out at first but had no problem after a few drinks. We went to the back "The Forbidden Zone". We layed out and she asked to stare at my cock so she wouldn't feel awkward about being caught sneaking peeks later. So we checked each other out for about 10 minutes. This guy walked up and kneeled by our blanket. He said I had a nice cock and that she had a nice set of tits then he started stroking himself while talking to us. As if we wouldn't notice ! I asked him to leave so he stopped. But as we began talking again he would slowly sneak a stroke here and there. It was funny but I felt sorry for this guy. His average cock was throbbing and I could tell he just wanted to jerk like crazy. My friend layed back and spread her legs and he about fainted. I actually watched his eyes roll to the back of his head. I told him to get it over with or leave. He musta got nervous because he was whipping a wet noodle. He got up and left. We laughed awhile about that...then as we were leaving this bleach white dude walks up and asked her if he could watch her get dressed! He was stroking a thick average cock but I started laughing because he waited to see her get dressed (putting on a t-shirt) to start stroking himself. We laughed all the way back to our tent. We were there 4 days and she can't wait to go back this summer. Other things happened but the first day was the funniest.