Pastor,
I am really saddened that you insist upon painting me as a jezebel who needs saving. A bride is a bride. Doesnt the good book it self say it is better to marry than to burn? Do you think just because i have tangible evidence of my less than pristine condition, I should be treated with disrespect.?Truth be told I would have wanted nothing more than to have walked down the aisle unsullied, but things do happen.
Also, I believe you are assuming that none of the guests will speak French. I am sure you will be in for a rude surprise there as well. Your cushions are not out of the water yet....
I am so happy for you that the organ has arrived I am sure it will be a wonder. Is there something you need to tell me about the music? Perhaps it might be best for Mont Mont and Bronxy to have an open practice session. Not that I am in the least but jealous, but if you remember we are here among other reasons because of a prior practice session....
Remember, DVD's can be your friend... or foe.
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Originally Posted by Freddie53 It is a good thinig that this church is very "flexable" in rules concerning the use of the main sanctuary, "Our Lady of the Evening Cathedral" Naughty you will be the first to use the new bride's room, "The Mary Magneline Been Fucked Before" dressing room. Brides have a choice now. "The Mary the Mother of Jesus" dressing room and.... I think you get the picture.
So I see Kimmie is not going to march down the aisel to the old farm song, "The Old Grey Mare She Ain't What She Used to Be" Just as well. The newer generation doesn't know recognized that old tune.
The Deacons have suggested that perhaps with the vows that so far have been written, we might want to do this ceremony in French as to not upset the people. We don't want stains on the new cushions in the Our Lady of the Evening Cathedral.
And thanks to Mont Mont. The new organ is being delivered today. This organ will play anything and everything. It can sound like an orchestra. Mont Mont is playing at his own wedding. That's right you heard right. The organ has a recording feature. So Mont Mont and Bronzy will be meeting to get that carribbean flavor to the sounds. There aren't but 1100 sounds to choose from and they can be played together. Sbould be quite a show.
The men will meet in St. Matthew the Homo named for our own Matthew to go over the procedures.
Mattthew I need help with the vows. We want these to be very very unique and different and memorable as well. Anything goes in Our Lady of the Evening Cathedral. Now in the St Lex Fundie Worship Center that we have rules are different. Different strokes for different folks. |