Dear part player...

I can see you are quite excited about this upcoming event. However, I do have an idea or two I would like to put in play. Though gliding down the aisle enceinte is not my idea of fun, one must strike while the iron is hot, so to speak . So, I would rather it not be quite the big blow out one might have if I were still lean, pristine and seventeen. A ceremony of simple elegance or as much as one can muster under the conditions... I am sure my mother will be quite over joyed to see me given away and has wanted to herself for quite awhile. I do want each and every one of you as a part of the wedding just not in the roles the groom has prematurely delineated. Having waited sooooo long for this day, I wish only for peace in the valley. ( Kimiquiesha sighs as her dream of bridesmaids adorned in madras doupioni silk tea length dresses with gros grain trimmed picture hats and matching gloves evaporates in the wake of her eminent immenseness.... Pre partum depression settles like a cloud....)