I've gotten some interesting responses because of thickness (very) vs. length (just average).

While getting a blowjob "I don't think I could have sex with you." She did.

Her friend who she told about it when she saw it later (she followed me into the bathroom to see it) "She said you had a huge cock. Not bad."

"You are never going to be able to have anal sex with that thing" False, fortunately.

"If it's thick like that, shouldn't it be longer?" Kind of a backhanded compliment.

"You could be in porn"

"Why is it so thick?" Uh, I dunno.

Ex-gf . . . this one still cracks me up. "Um, did any of your other girlfriends have trouble going #2 the next day?" She would get constipated (from vaginal not from anal sex). Confusing. She had a very tight vagina and very narrow waist. Everyones built differently.

Same girl "I've never had a bigger one in my mouth or in my . . . longer but not bigger." This was interesting because she had told me about one of her old bf's who she had put her hand on the lower part of his stomach and said "Whats that?" . . .It was his cock, all the way up to his navel (guessing 8" or so). All shapes all sizes right?