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Old 05-09-2006   #2 (permalink)
luckyseven
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Originally Posted by reddog
What are the best comments you've heard when you've gotten down to dropping trou? I mean, the comments that have stayed with you over the years.

I'll go first:

"Holy Christ. I don't know if I can do that tonight..." (You had to see the facial expression.)

P.S. It was a great night, despite the comment...
I think the most memorable comment for me was when I was living with a woman ten years senior to me who had recently been divorced. Her ex was was apparently quite small and her expression was a sight to behold. She was speechless for a moment or two and finally she said, "You're not putting that thing in me, no way!" Suffice to say her fascination got the better of her and I had the best sex in years, she was a real nymphomaniac in the end she wore me out!