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I can see it now. Most of the men will want to have their penises sewed on the arm so that can double or triple the size of their tool. Who knows we may have 25 inch penises wondering around.

Seriously for this guy, I am glad he was able to have his problem fixed though I have to wonder if he wore long sleeve shirts during the process.

what the fuck damn!

Be careful shaking his hand.

Today's The Onion Headline:

Estate Sale Proves Everything Man Worked For In Life Worth $5,235.78

We must rebuild it, we have the technology.


My first response to reading the article was "isn't that thoughtful."

Just make sure it's his hand you're shaking!

It would make auto-fellatio rather easy. And if he were left handed, masturbation rather difficult.

My question, though...if it grew on his arm, why wouldn't it grow on his groin? If I attached my nose to my arm, would it grow, too?

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hm. sounds fishy. How reliable of a source was this article found?

Does he still get the same sensations and feeling? Did he pee out of his arm during the growing period? What happens when he got an erection on his arm? You can't just grow a penis. If it can, we're going to have guys walking around with 2 or three penises and a number of them will die because he will suffocate trying to suck all three at once. Lots of BAD.

He must be wearing long sleeves throughout that period of growth.

wow this is insane!

7.5x6.2 - Erect

5" - Flaccid

And don't, don't let him fist you.

Rubi

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