Male version of "Vagina Monologues"

I was just wondering what a male version of the show "Vagina Monologues" would be about and what it would be called.
Here are a few possible titles that occurred to me:

"The Dick Dialogues" "Cock Conversations" "Penis Prattle"

Four or five sexy studs could be sitting around talking about the pros and cons of having a cock. Vital questions for discussion could things like this:
"How do you wear yours--up or down?"
"What do you do when it gets hard and you don't want it to?"
"Why do women want us just for our dicks???"
"Does size matter just between other guys??"

And as the finale of the show, they could all whip out their big tools and have an orgy with each other! (That would be the San Francisco stage version!--just kidding!)

So what suggestions about the male version of "VM" do you guys have?
It could be a big hit!!

No hit there.

What was great about "The Vagina Monologues" was that is addressed the real dearth of conversation among women and in general about vaginas as anything more than places for penile insertion. Cocks, on the other hand, are talked about a lot and as prized as objects of power.

My mother took me to see the show when I was 13, and it sure changed the way I thought about the female external genetalia.... not that I wanna get with one

-Darren

How about "handversations".

How about "Willy Soliloquies"

keep it simple
"cock talk"

There's probably an audience for
The Mangina Monologues


I already heard of a standup comic's proposal for
The Angina Monologues

I think it's already been done. Who remembers 'Puppetry of the Penis'? When they were both on in London, I thought it illustrated a basic difference between men and women.

One show was women talking about their vaginas, the other was a couple of blokes playing with their cocks!