A Gay "test?""

Is there a "gay test" that I can give to a stranger to determine if he's gay (or bi)?

If I see a hot, sexy dude at the mall or in the theater or anywhere, is there some sort of subtle "test" or signal I can give him to see if he might be interested in some man-to-man action?

Is there some sort of comment or question I can use to break the ice and to "clue him in" to the fact that I think he's hot and that I'd like to have sex with him--or at least some kind of verbal test to find out if he's gay or bi??

For example, how are these for opening "test" lines?

"I really like that jacket you're wearing?"
or
"Do you happen to have the time?"

I know both of these sound very lame, but that's why I'm asking this: what can I say that will let him know that I'm gay and that I think he's hot and that I'd like to have sex with him--or at least get to know him as a friend??? What has been your experience trying to determine if someone was gay? What do YOU do--short of just asking him right out?

This is a sincere and serious question, not one intended to produce gag responses. So I'd appreciate sincere replies. Thanks!

Try eye contact. Hold your eye contact a liitle longer than you normally would and watch for the same back and try to read his facial expressions at the same time.

Check to see of you kept your receipts. It appears your gadar is not working. I would return it.

Seriously... just a decent conversation usually works for me. I let the person know pretty quickly about me being gay and that is usualy the segue that works.

Sorry I can't help you! I am lost in that area of research!

hehe Wrey....

ask him to fill in the blanks

Clang Clang Clang went the _______?

But you are ______!You are!?


Christina! get me the _____?

I only know the first one. Does that mean I have to lower my gayness?

NO..only take remedial lessons :)


(But you are BLANCHE!, reference to Whatever happened to Babay Jane with B Davis and J Crawford)
Get me the AX( classic line from Faye dunaways Mommie Dearest!)

Throw him in the water and see if he floats!

Or is that for witches?

i agree eye contact is a dead give away bro

That's for witches.

But that does make me think. Maybe you can try to buttsmecks him and see what happens; if he's straight he'll tell you and possibly tell you to stop, if he's gay or bi he'll tell you and possibly tell you to stop.

how about we all just tattoo our orientation on our forehead?
then beneath that, tattoo our availability

well, they would hafta be a temporary tattoos, since people fluctuate their preference sometimes, and obviously availability comes & goes

i would actually love it if there was some way to tell if a girl was single or taken, other than glancing for a wedding ring...just have every girl in a committed relationship wear a certain necklace that says "TAKEN" or something lol...it'd save lots of time...


but to answer your main question, i agree with the eye contact, and definitely try a bit of conversation beyond just "do you have the time?"

I don't even know the first one. Maybe my percentages are spot-on.

Serious answer, Eye contact.

Not so serious, ask him what puce is.

Strike up a general conversation and just when they are not expecting it say "Wanta Fuck"?

If their reaction is that of being horrified, they are probably straight.

If they laugh hysterically you might have a chance.