Which of my friends would you pick?

Ladies (and guys of course ), which of my available friends would you choose?

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What are the reviews on their sexual prowess and abilities? Details, m'lord, details...

They are all virgins like me and need the experience of a good woman to enlighten them to the pleasures of the flesh.

I shall strike them with my magic fairy wand and they shall all become dancing prancing queens such as myself--there! Your problem is solved. Once they are Queers, I will teach them everything they need to know--I'll try to be gentle.

*Laughs out loud holding sides. Falls onto floor*

Thanks. I needed that.

Probably the gentleman on the right. The middle is a close second although if that picture was anatomically correct you could see the tip of his cock in the back of my throat if he was inside me. I doubt the little guy with the parade float of a cock would have enough strength and endurance to do what was needed once he managed to get that inside a woman.

Virgin must be code word for something.... like he's never recieved anal...

Well, I'm all in favor of them getting their first experiences, and I'm sure each of them will make a great lover.

But not for me, sorry.

*Takes a quick exit*

I'm sorry to say so LP
but they're all ugly as hell

The short guy looks like he's riding a swimming pool float toy.

A claim of you being a virgin is like a similar claim of being 99% straight to some others! ROTFLMFAO!

Once again, Lordpendragon must have gone to the Virgin Islands for recycling! Seems to be a weekly event. More likely hourly.

Come here, Big Guy, you are in desparate need of an immediate 1% refreshening.

Is the one to the left a child or a midget?

I got three holes. Bring it on.

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I dont like their angry strange vibes..sorry LP..I pass...

That's Ok gorgeous - there's still me

Heather - I admit it - I LOL'd.

Sam - are the American Virgin Islands bigger that the British Virgin Island?