Being called 'horse'

The nicknames are fine among friends, if not over-used. Still, I'm more proud to be known for my academic and work successes, not the site of my cock.

Darren

I got my nickname from being a nudist,On this thread I guess I'm Mr Ed III

A guy saw me with a full boner once in a shower (I was alone, got aroused, he walked in...) and when he saw it he said, "It's like a horse." (i generally always thought people's reaction to my cock a bit overblown).

But anyway... technically, he wasn't calling ME a horse...he was talking about "it". I was just along for the ride.

Well for sure to call males not only a horse,but anaconda, bull etc are all part of my erotic animalist vocabulary.

I use it where it apply and I feel it does in the heat of the moment.

I have been called that. Its better than being called pee wee or needle dick the bug fucker............

bug fucker!!!! I have to remember that.

Yes Needle dick the bug fucker. I went to high school with him. He married a church mouse..........

I had an ex who used to call me her donkey.

I think to be called a horse you need to be at least nine. I also think it should swing a bit when flaccid. Unfortunately, I don't qualify on either account.

James

it definatley needs to swing!

these names are usually given to us after being seen in a shower or a locker room flaccid & naked.

I used to get a kick out of such names and didn't mind letting it swing around a little extra at the gym - but the novelty wears off...still its fun!

I have been called "hoss" a few times, but it wasn't because of penis size.

Has anyone, particularly Aussies, seen the comedy mockumentary "We Can Be Heros", by Chris Lilley, which takes as its subject the search for Australian of the Year? Remember the Queensland candidate, the self-obsessed and self-publicising policeman Phil Olivetti, who was nominated for Australian of the Year because he rescued nine children from an exploding jumping castle? Remember what the boys called him "down the station": "Donkey". "They call me Donkey down the station; I've got a really big penis. It's one of God's gifts . . . you can tell by handspan." !! Hillarious. (perhaps you've got to see the performance yourself really to appreciate the comedy)