Right thing to do?

My mate's gf is a size queen and unfortunately he doesn't have the inches. It's a big problem (pun intended) and, according to them both, their fix is to let other (more impressive) guys fuck her while he watches.

Thing is, I know he hates this. He's a man and he doesn't want to believe he can't do the job as well as another guy. It's cutting him up but he doesn't admit it, says it's cool, etc.

Now the issue is I've been invited (by her) to be one of the guys who fucks her in front of him. It should be an easy question because she's v fit and I'd love to dick her but is it too cruel on my mate? On the one hand it'd be a massive turn on for me to do that with this girl but I dunno if it's ethical.

Would you or not?

Masturbate, then directly afterwards ask yourself that question again.

I'd have just said stay out of it, but have to admit that BigPoppaFury's methodology is superior.

I go with the other guys.... It's a good idea when your turned on but I'm sure you'll think different about it when you have jacked off.

Dolt.

Hung Martin:

The right thing to do is to keep your Mate. I suspect he is also your Pub buddy. Stay away from his spouse.

I have resided in England and I know how valuable a Pub Buddy is.

This quick ego trip with his spouse will spoil everything.

With these situations rules are always the best. Rule number one and the only one you need to know and follow is: He isn't into it. You will lose a good friend if you do this. He is afraid if he tells her he isn't into it, he will lose her forever so he lets her have her fun. But it is tearing him apart. You should tell her you don't want to ruin your friendship with her husband, so no thanks. Too many size queens out there to have and not ruin a relationship with a very good buddy.

Even if I wanted to, I couldn't and wouldn't fuck anyone while my mate/s was/were watching...its just weird.

It might seem good when you're horny...I want to shag people when I'm horny that I don't when I'm hormonally sober...just don't do it.

I don't like to share either...I could never ask someone else to fuck my girlfriend.

PS I didn't think they said 'fit' in London?

good advice. i think you should support your buddy. you fuck her and you certainly won't be his friend anymore because he won't be able to handel it. some guys could...but i don't think that is your situation

Definitely Not! There shouldn't even be a question!

The answer is a resounding NO!

It will ruin your friendship and destroy his self esteem. Oh yeah, lest we forget once she has proof of what she's missing size wise, their relationship is over I have seen it happen before.

Can you live with that?

Pretty unanimous there, lol
And it's what I thought myself, though part of me knows it'd be a thrill to do it

I was saying 'fit' when I was still at school! Actually I thought that word started here...

Well I'm pretty sure it began up north...I can't bear the thought of someone from down south coming up with it. Its too cool!

I may have to think of another word...

Last year my band played a gig in Sweden and there were people there from up north as well as us. To pass the time before the bands started we started playing conkers. The Swedish people were totally bemused, but even though we were from all over England everyone knew the rules. Including the 'stampsies' rule. Before the alcohol took away my ability to think I was wondering how on earth that works.