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Originally Posted by hungitaliano next time you go food shopping, go to the fruit&veg section and see if you can find the thickest fattest longest cucumber.
when you get home, show it to her. ask he is she's ever seen a cucumber on a man bigger than yours
tease her with it
get her dripping for your cucumber.
..then grab a knife chop it up and make her a nice salad! |
lol...this post brought to mind the attached images that I had on my hard drive...remnants of a very boring monday when I had too much time on my hands and unrestricted accress to graphics software (yes, very amateurish, I know)