I didn't get any real action until I was 23 either, and the girl didn't even look that hot. Major bummer, but nothing to be ashamed of. I was fat and gross for a long time, so I guess I took what I could get.

Sure I poked around, when I was younger, but that stuff doesn't really count. It's a sad, sad thing, when you're eighteen or nineteen talking about something that happened, when you were fourteen - that always cracked me up. Ask me, nothing you do before age fifteen counts.