Piss jet or sprinkler?

Regards you guys saying about sitting down... My stupid toilet is designed that if I sit down to pee, my cock is probably only an inch away from the porcelein (thank goodness I'm a grower) and it splashes back like mad, but what the hell else do you do if you're gonna move your bowels as well? :-S

I will spray all over the place, so I ALWAYS sit to pee. 2 things bug me tho, 1) The last guy sprayed everywhere and didn't clean up, 2) the water level is high enough to wet my balls. Come on guys, use some manners! I always wash when I'm done.

Sometimes sprinkle which REALLY sucks when your wearing light pants at work. I generally try to roll my head, then pee, but sometimes it doesnt work.
I always guard my below the penis area with my hand to avoid any spray.

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C

i sprinkle alot not after sex masterbation or enything my piss just cant make up its mind 1 min its jeting the next its sprinkaling pisses me ryte off as it goes on the floor and all over the toilet seat can eny tell me y it sprinkles please

Because you still have cum in your dick. Duh.

That's why you should sit down. Or, at least, spread your feet apart, lean WAY far forwards, even if you have to hold yourself up from the wall with your free hand, and fire straight down at point-blank range.

LeeEJ, I think this is the first time I have ever seen directions on how to piss. I don't even think my dad ever taught me how to piss in a urinal.

I think it's the first time I've ever felt the need to give directions.

Shoot, I know one guy who needed a quick how-to about filling a bottle for urinalysis. Everyone at work heard about the time where he just plain MISSED and almost sprayed everywhere BUT the bottle. He was lucky that he got just enough in there to be a usable sample.

Sometimes this happens to me too.
Very weird.
But now I know that someone else had the same thing and I don't feel like such a freak.
Thanks.

i tend to sit to pee now....dont know how i come to develp this posture but saves sprinkling and having to keep wiping seat and surrounds,etc......not that i ever did sprinkle much.

i've sprayed only a handful of times in my life, but i've been told that my peehole (for lack of a better term) is rather large. I'll sit to pee when visiting someone's house and I don't want to make a lot of noise. to avoid splashing while peeing in a toilet, I aim the stream towards the bowl sides, so it doesn't hit the water straight on.

Based on personal experience, I'd say it was perfectly normal to spray or have an irregular stream for the first pee after masturbation or sex. If missing the toilet is an issue, why not shower and do it whilst showering? Peeing in the shower feels really naughty and sexy but the water soon washes it away without any problem.

An old thread came to life again .....

Most of the 'problems' written here are problems of all men I guess. Ik have a large piss slit which make me sprinkle more than other guys. Best is to sit on the toilet (at home and always after sex or masturbation) to use a urinal in a way you are almost against it. For me it works. BTW I'm glad European toilets have lower waterlevels. I wish I could find a toilet big enough for well endowed men. Now I often have to keep up my dick after peeing and before doing the rest.

Thanks for saying this CURVEDANDTHICKK! I couldn't agree more. I often struggle trying to explain to my girl how this could be true... but anyone who's ever been through NY's Penn Station bathrooms would agree. At least I know where my dick has been.

The pinching of the head always helps and is almost a requirement after sex / jacking off.

LOL...The multi-directional peeing happened to me at work too (blush) so now I always use pre-emptive pinching in public places. Who wants that on their performance review?

This happens to me, too, but generally only when I've got a hard-on or semi. To stop it I have to pinch the head to widen the opening.