I'm 6'8" tall... wait, that's not what you wanted to know.
I'm built like a refrigerator, at 250-260 lbs... wait, you didn't want to know that either.
I've been told I'm too smart for my own good; that I'm much smarter than a box of rocks, but not as smart as a PhD atomic physicist... wait you didn't want to know about that either.

Wait, what was the original question...