getting head/girlfriends dad walking in

so my gf has been grabbing my cock lately hand hinting that she wants to give me head but i dont want her dad walking in on us, what do i do

Are you being serious? How old are you? Go to your house, or to the movie theater, or any place where you can have privacy....

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If he doesn't like it...cockslap him and let her finish LOL

...OB

Yeah whats more exciting than that , lol although it would be hell for you. :) but exciting, lol and i dont know anyone here who would say "just do something else, getting head sucks newayz" heh

i would...head isn't that great for me...the girth doesn't work for a lot of women. Unfortunately, all that have gone down on me fall into that category.

if he does walk in just say "wait your turn" or "omg, your daughter is good at this" or my favorite "would you hold the camera so I can enjoy myself a little more?"

Heheheheheheee

You know one time in 9th grade, I rode the bus home with my girlfriend to her house. I lived near a military base and they lived in the military housing. We went upstairs to "study" and her Dad came home. I was catching one hell of a handjob when we heard her Dad coming up the stairs. We didn't get caught, but he KNEW what we were up to. He was beet red and said: "Brandy...I think it's time for your friend to leave"

I got the hell out of there in a hurry before I ended up bleeding to death...

...OB

lol I love this thread.

Well my exs dad did walk in one her giving me head, and walked out of the room my response well at least you know I take care of her or better yet she takes care of me.

Needless to say I wasnt allowed back in herh ouse.

If the original poster is at least say 18, then there isn't any way I can see an 18 year old asking, where they could go to fool around without being caught... I think this person is a few years under the age of requirement here.. think about it...

Heh, so do I, lots of fun stories here. Haven't had this happen to me, but can imagine I'd use some of the excuses people have listed here. LOL "Wait your turn"

Well Im 20 and I still have a hard time finding a place to do things not that I care, I just cant afford for my mom to be like oh get out of my house you had sex blah blah blah. Event hough Im pretty sure she knows I have had it before.

I guess it just comes down to finding a place, I lost my virginity in the woods, so there you go.

great advice......

thumbs up to Master Blaster

I work at a movie theatre. Please, for the love of God, don't cum there.

My friends that work at the local one, say they find used condoms and stuff all the time...