Unexpected Erections ?

Question for Mr Bulge. Are you still getting these unexpected erections? I hope so.

Beaches, public showers, the courts are some of the most embarassing ones, but i get erections at any time of the day in almost any place.

I got a raging erection once in literature class in my first year of college.

We were just sitting there, listening to the professor, when the girl sitting cross-legged next to me just happened to be denting my sweatpants near my shin with her toe as she dangled her foot.

She was very attractive in that dramatic, long, wavy haired womanly kind of way, and just that light touch -- along with the fantastic idea of her doing it on purpose -- got me ridiculously hard. I could have probably cum right there if I wanted to concentrate on it.

Had one today at IKEA...There was a really cute asian girl....and yes I lust after asian girls...and sadly have never been w/ one.....that would make such a great vid......any asian girls out there call me!!!....Anyway, I was standing in the checkout line...checking her out and got a massive boner. I had on thin nylon "travel pants". Luckily I had some big boxes in my cart to hide behind!

Would you mind if I used the word 'legend' to describe you?

What are "travel pants"....?

I seem to get one everyday in philosophy class. Two very petite girls sit on my left and right side so I'm not sure if it has something to do with that.

I'm pretty sure the one girl took a glimpse the other day when I was in my "moment."

I prefere "Your High Hardness"....

Light weight nylon long pants. They are sometimes marketed as "travel pants" cuz the are light weight, resist wrinkles, dry quickly...

my most embarrasing place most of been wene i was in y11 and in assembally as my name got called i stode up and then i had a erection i was like i cant go up there so i then sed to my teacher 1 min and ran to the toilet

my worst embrarrasing erection was when i was in maths and i had to go up to the board and complete a sum and everyone just stared at my crotch while i was exsplaining it


then i was in pe once and we were talking about sex and i got a hardon and it was like poking out (eyes were poping)LOL

LEAST I DONT HAVE SCHOOL ANYMORE I CAN NOW JUST TAKE CARE OF IT

That's like the Eddie Murphy joke about getting a hardon in class.

"Mr. Murphy, would you please come up and solve this problem on the board?"

"No ma'am. I'll take the zero."

I get an errecton when I when really sleepy. I work two 24hr shifts a week, and at the end of my shift I have boner from the time I get in my truck until I hit the bed..

I've noticed that when I'm tired or *VERY* tired, I'll pop a boner that will last until I hit the sack. And the more tired I am, the worse it is. Anybody else have this same thing happening? I've had several girlfriends take full advantage of this. Unfortunately, I was in dreamland and never knew what happened until the next morning.

I have gotten boners on carnival rides - especially the ferris wheel on the way down. I get a tingling sensation in my balls and my dick reacts.

if im sitting in a car, not driving, and i have something on my lap, yes i would get it. or even when there's nothing on my lap. hah