Oh, I try. I work really hard to be decent, take care of myself, improve, be a good son, and maintain a positive outlook towards mankind. Obviously, I still all too frequently run into too many people who are only interested in the screen-saver I project, or who simply paint a stereotypical image over me, when neither is remotely close to who and what I am. No worries, some day he'll come along . Of course, then I plan to make him so glutted with sex, pleasure and food he won't be able to leave.....

Thanks for the kudos on the avatar, but I must pass the credit to the unknown creator of such; it was just my good fortune to find it!