I'm about to be unbelievably rude (but not to anyone here, I hope).

Just tell 'em you don't sing and dance, don't like watermelon or fried chicken and you've got a mother not a mammy. Follow that with "oh and by the way get the hell out of my house you bigot".

Shit, inkubus963, I feel for you. I really do. That shit is just f'ed up.

I'm usually nice, but bigotry is one of my pet peeves (it should be everyone's imho).