for those who have had car sex

I got a great blow job while driving during the afternoon rush hour in downtown Milwaukee on 294. One of the more enjoyable rush hours I've ever had. And the looks from cars on either side were priceless.

Well, I was on top and wracked my balls on the stick shift. She got on top and got stuck on the shift. Sheesh don't do it folks.

I once drove down into a man made lake they were just starting to dig near a new apartment complex with the girl I was dating. I was in my dad's car, and we almost didn't get out of there. Then there was the time we parked on the other side of the levee (on the lakefront campus of UNO) stayed out there until almost dawn and the battery died. Had to flag down someone out on the road to come drive out to us to give us a jump (those were the days before doing stuff like that could get you killed down here). Played once on campus (in the painting studio) when I pulled an all nighter trying to finish a canvas for the finals.

(I wonder if they thought that stuff on the floor was gesso?)