At your mercy!

If you had the opportunity to have the previous poster at your mercy, what would you do to them?

I'd tie you up spreadeagled across a big bed and make you squirt.

I'd tie you spreadeagled across a big bed. And then go for a long leisurely lunch. Then take a bath. I'd check in on you and maybe ravish you for hours. But only if you're good. If you're not good, you'll only have to wait longer...

Wondering how I could be bad when tied up

I would subdue your amazonian physique by spanking you without mercy and then taking you slow and full from behind, but each time you approach an orgasm I will stop you and then continue until I am satisfied that you have been properly brought to heel by my manhood.

I'd attach a scarlett letter to you so that beautiful people like Snoozan would know with whom they are dealing. If that doesn't work to subdue your out-of-control libido, I'd tie you down and make you watch a few hours of NBA tapes.

Ho Ho Ho - it's five fun-filled days at a Lord's test match for you, dear Colonel.

For that, I would make you attend a Britney Spears concert that lasts twelve hours.

I have arranged for you to be doublemegabopperbasted by Uncut and Quercsome - enjoy - oh and Roseanne has agreed to sit on your face at the same time.

I'd take the opportunity to reorient you.

We shall attend Exodus together.

Won't they be shocked when I do you on their conference table.

Wouldn't we all?

In the spirit of the OP, I would dress you like J. Edgar Hoover and have you recite to them the names of closeted gays amongst their leadership.

I'd buy you two minutes of prime time airtime on a national network during which you'd have to impersonate Whoopi Goldberg while your real name was flashed across the screen.