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Old 02-28-2006   #17 (permalink)
scorpio1444
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I used to LOVE to wear my ex-bf's underwear and have a funny story about this....

I was moving out of the apartment my bf and I shared after he dumped me. Having packed everything up I made one quick last pass to make sure I had everything while my brother waited for me at the door. I spotted a pair of my now ex-bf's underwear on the closet floor, and made a split-second decision to keep them as a souvenir. It being summer, I only had on running shorts (no pockets) and a tee shirt, and I couldn't just carry them out in front of my brother, so I stuffed them into my shorts and smoothed them out so they didn't show much. Once I made it to to the moving van I would be alone and could pull them out.

Good plan except I forgot all about them. It was a really hot day, so on my way out of town I stopped at the local 7/11 to pick up a bottle of Coke. I was reminded that I had put the underwear in my shorts just as they fell out onto the floor in front of everyone in line at the cashier! I froze with embarassment and didn't know what to do. I finally just decided "screw it," and reached down and picked them up like it was perfectly normal. I figured if I acted nonchalant people might not even notice. I didn't know anyone even if they did notice and I was moving 300 miles away so who cared!

I no longer have the underwear, but anytime I think of my underwear fettish that little episode always comes to mind and makes me laugh. :)