kill this thread

popeye83 · 12-31-2006

ok the object it to be that last person to post some thing any thing when the posts die posts die when no one has posted in 5 days any one want to give it a shot?

danerain · 12-31-2006

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Originally Posted by popeye83

ok the object it to be that last person to post some thing any thing when the posts die posts die when no one has posted in 5 days any one want to give it a shot?

Random comment involvng ham!

fortiesfun · 12-31-2006

Perhaps this will do it.

rob_just_rob · 12-31-2006

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Originally Posted by fortiesfun

Perhaps this will do it.

Not a chance.

Take a look at my previous posts - I have personally killed about 2 dozen threads here, by my count.

Pecker · 12-31-2006

Mini-bump.

rob_just_rob · 12-31-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pecker

Mini-bump.

The irony here is that when this thread actually dies, nobody will notice (almost by definition). And therefore, the thread-killer will receive no accolades.

That makes me feel somewhat melancholy.

alex8 · 12-31-2006

Crocodile Curry

PERSONNEL:
1 Chef; plus
8 Kitchen assistants
4 Spare assistants on standby

INGREDIENTS:3 Large Crocs (C. Niloticus)
1 Smoked warthog
3000 Green peppers
1-4kgs of Curry Powder (depending on how hot you like it)
1/2 ton rice
1 Tree of Bay Leaves

PREPARATION:
1. Beat crocs over the heads with a sledgehammer.

2. Collect crocodile tears in 44 gallon drums and use them for salad dressing.

3. Chef tells assistants to place crocs into heated swimming
pool. Turn on the steam. Make sure that the crocs area quite dead -
otherwise spare assistants might be required.

4. Boil for 10 days. After 7 days, skin can be pulled off - which is
used for handbags etc. Nice keepsake for the invited guests. During the 10th day the teeth will fall out and are used for jewelry and amulets.

5. Cut off tail and use for Crock-tail soup at a later stage - keep in
deepfreeze once cooled off.

6. Surviving assistants then must cut crocs into bite size cubes.

7. Add remaining ingredients and allow to simmer for a further 2 days.
Taste to see if it has enough spices etc. I sometimes like to add
apricot jam to give it extra juiciness and flavour - about 5 kgs or to taste should do.

8. Curry should be ready when the vultures start circling above.

Serves approximately 1250 people.

jeff black · 12-31-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by alex8

Crocodile Curry

PERSONNEL:
1 Chef; plus
8 Kitchen assistants
4 Spare assistants on standby

INGREDIENTS:3 Large Crocs (C. Niloticus)
1 Smoked warthog
3000 Green peppers
1-4kgs of Curry Powder (depending on how hot you like it)
1/2 ton rice
1 Tree of Bay Leaves

PREPARATION:
1. Beat crocs over the heads with a sledgehammer.

2. Collect crocodile tears in 44 gallon drums and use them for salad dressing.

3. Chef tells assistants to place crocs into heated swimming
pool. Turn on the steam. Make sure that the crocs area quite dead -
otherwise spare assistants might be required.

4. Boil for 10 days. After 7 days, skin can be pulled off - which is
used for handbags etc. Nice keepsake for the invited guests. During the 10th day the teeth will fall out and are used for jewelry and amulets.

5. Cut off tail and use for Crock-tail soup at a later stage - keep in
deepfreeze once cooled off.

6. Surviving assistants then must cut crocs into bite size cubes.

7. Add remaining ingredients and allow to simmer for a further 2 days.
Taste to see if it has enough spices etc. I sometimes like to add
apricot jam to give it extra juiciness and flavour - about 5 kgs or to taste should do.

8. Curry should be ready when the vultures start circling above.

Serves approximately 1250 people.

You don't eat meat.

I once had sex with a camel while my great great step uncle watched and jerked off, to thoughts of hummus.

That'll kill it.

Sorcerer · 12-31-2006

Whenever I post anything related to Stevie Nicks it kill threads.
Btw...threads die unnoticed and will be unearthed 1.5 years later by borderline troll newbies.

Smile at You
- written by Stevie Nicks
- produced by Lindsey Buckingham
- appears on Say You Will (2003)

Lyrics
Go on, save yourself
Leave the key here
You love someone else,
I shouldn't be here
Don't ask me why
You know the answer
She's so willing, little one
There was no chance there

I have come to know
This world of changing faces
I can't fight the world,
I can't change it
So be true to me
My walls are flamin'
If she's so willing, little one
I won't be staying

Ah, ah...
(Turned away and ran, I should've turned away and ran)
Ah, ah
(Fast as I can... just as fast as I can)
Ah, ah...
(I should've turned away and ran, I should've turned away and ran)
Ah, ah
(Fast as I can... just as fast as I can)

I am older now,
But I still remember
I took the greatest fall
I can't accept her
So be true to me
My walls are flamin'
If she's so willing, little one
I won't be staying

Ah, ah...
(Turned away and ran, I should've turned away and ran)
Ah, ah
(Fast as I can... just as fast as I can)
Ah, ah...
(I should've turned away and ran, I should've turned away and ran)
Ah, ah
(Fast as I can... just as fast as I can)

Ah, ah...
(Turned away and ran, I should've turned away and ran)
Ah, ah
(Fast as I can... just as fast as I can)
Ah, ah...
(I should've turned away and ran, I should've turned away and ran)
Ah, ah
(Fast as I can... just as fast as I can)

What you did not need
Was a woman who was stronger
You needed someone
To depend on you
I could not be her,
I did not want to
My first mistake
Was to smile at you
Smile at you...

Go on, save yourself
Leave the key here
You love someone else
I shouldn't be here
Don't ask me why,
You know the answer
If she's so willing, little one
There was no chance there

Ah, ah...
(Turned away and ran, I should've turned away and ran)
Ah, ah
(Fast as I can... just as fast as I can)
Ah, ah...
(I should've turned away and ran, I should've turned away and ran)
Ah, ah
(Fast as I can... just as fast as I can)
Ah, ah...
(Turned away and ran, I should've turned away and ran)
Ah, ah
(Fast as I can... just as fast as I can)
Ah, ah...
(I should've turned away and ran, I should've turned away and ran)
Ah, ah
(Fast as I can... just as fast as I can)

Go on, save yourself
Leave the key here
You love someone else
I shouldn't be here
Go on, save yourself
Go on, save yourself
I shouldn't be here
I shouldn't be here...
I shouldn't be here...

jeff black · 12-31-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sorcerer

Whenever I post anything related to Stevie Nicks it kill threads.
Btw...threads die unnoticed and will be unearthed 1.5 years later by borderline troll newbies.

SON OF A BITCH~!!!

alex8 · 12-31-2006

*wishes that a moderator would hurry up and close this thread*

jeff black · 12-31-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by alex8

*wishes that a moderator would hurry up and close this thread*

It won't happen.

rob_just_rob · 12-31-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeff black

It won't happen.

Not unless the moderator who closes the thread also has the last post...

jeff black · 12-31-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by rob_just_rob

Not unless the moderator who closes the thread also has the last post...

Well, that would be like Rigging the competition!!!

*runs off quietly to see which mods I can convince to shut the thread down while I am the last poster

*

spiker067 · 12-31-2006

I'm going to write a script that will poll this thread. If I'm not the last post I'll have the script login, pull a random article from Wiki, post it, and then log out. This thread will die only on my script.

Muahahaha!!!

Kidding, that would be such a waste of time.