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I thought this nugget of wisdom from Ron White could: a. inform b. make you think c. make you chuckle in embarassment as you think about what Ron said I told him, "We're all gay,

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Old 12-22-2006   #1 (permalink)
FreshOnTheScene is offline
Exclamation Every Man Is Gay

I thought this nugget of wisdom from Ron White could: a. inform b. make you think c. make you chuckle in embarassment as you think about what Ron said

I told him, "We're all gay, man. It's just to what extent are you gay." He says, "That's bullshit man, I ain't gay at all!" I said, "Yes you are and I'll prove it." He says, "Fine, prove it." I said to him, "All right. Do you like porn?" He says, "Yeah, I love porn, you know that." I said, "Do you only watch two women doing it?" He said, "Naw, I'll watch a man and a woman make love." I said, "Oh, do you want the guy to have a tiny, half-flaccid penis?" He said, "Naw, man, I like big, hard, throbbing co.......I did not know that about myself..."

Anyone have thoughts, reactions, opinions... I hope to get a quality thread out of this!
 
Old 12-22-2006   #2 (permalink)
Lordpendragon is offline

I could no longer live the lie of my heterosexuality after seeing Fortiesfun's cock.

Straight guys - you have been warned.
 
Old 12-22-2006   #3 (permalink)
BigA is offline

I am like that. Hence the 1%
 
Old 12-22-2006   #4 (permalink)
Kotchanski is offline

Or maybe, and I know this is really going out there in the reality stakes he likes things that he can relate to? (Shock horror I know)
 
Old 12-22-2006   #5 (permalink)
RoyalT is offline

Bullshit.

Every man is straight though, its just to what extent

It does appear a lot of gay guys would WISH straight guys were gay. I know that at least for me that is not the case.

I don't care what cocks are in porn, and I don't watch it that much. If I do, its for the girls. Usually I just look at pics.

Nothing is certain and nothing pertaining to the human mindset can be truly defined.

Suffice to say I am definitely not gay. There is no gay in me. And there never will be
 
Old 12-22-2006   #6 (permalink)
COLJohn is offline

1%? I gave myself 20% for the same reason.
Your thread addresses the issue of the fluidity of our sexuality, which is probably the most important lesson I have learned here.
 
Old 12-22-2006   #7 (permalink)
BigA is offline

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I am like that. Hence the 1%
That and I have the desire to suck a huge, fat cock once in a while
 
Old 12-22-2006   #8 (permalink)
COLJohn is offline

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That and I have the desire to suck a huge, fat cock once in a while
BigA, it's time to jack up that number.
 
Old 12-22-2006   #9 (permalink)
FreshOnTheScene is offline

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Bullshit.

Every man is straight though, its just to what extent

It does appear a lot of gay guys would WISH straight guys were gay. I know that at least for me that is not the case.

I don't care what cocks are in porn, and I don't watch it that much. If I do, its for the girls. Usually I just look at pics.

Nothing is certain and nothing pertaining to the human mindset can be truly defined.

Suffice to say I am definitely not gay. There is no gay in me. And there never will be
I like how you how you say "Nothing is certain and nothing pertaining to the human mindset can be truly defined " but then go on to say you aren't gay.

The funny thing also is that Ron said the exact opposite "We're all gay, it's just to what extent."
 
Old 12-22-2006   #10 (permalink)
BigA is offline

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BigA, it's time to jack up that number.
it's only about 1% of the time tho
 
Old 12-22-2006   #11 (permalink)
Lordpendragon is offline

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That and I have the desire to suck a huge, fat cock once in a while
More fricking laundry bills courtesy of LPSG.
 
Old 12-22-2006   #12 (permalink)
HotBulge is offline

The real question that all men must ask of themselves at some point or another is
  • not, "Are you gay?" but rather
  • "Are you a homosexual?"
So many men avoid the first question because they don't identify with being "gay" as a cultural i.e. waiving the rainbow flag, Fire-island loving, Barabara Streisand listening, thin waist/big muscle, tight-clothes wearing, dancing to techno "thud, thud" music, etc. The first question obscures the second question where, if men are truly honest with themselves, they will admit to some %-age of homosexuality.
 
Old 12-22-2006   #13 (permalink)
Mr. Snakey is offline

Interesting topic. I think the human body is beautifull. Man or woman. Human sexuality is interesting just by itself. There is nothing more beautifull than a man and a woman fucking. Even better if the man is hung like a horse.......
 
Old 12-22-2006   #14 (permalink)
Lordpendragon is offline

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The real question that all men must ask of themselves at some point or another is
  • not, "Are you gay?" but rather
  • "Are you a homosexual?"
So many men avoid the first question because they don't identify with being "gay" as a cultural i.e. waiving the rainbow flag, Fire-island loving, Barabara Streisand listening, thin waist/big muscle, tight-clothes wearing, dancing to techno "thud, thud" music, etc. The first question obscures the second question where, if men are truly honest with themselves, they will admit to some %-age of homosexuality.
I agree with this.

Then I can look at your av and say, yes, I can see that that is a hot bulge. But I can honestly say that I have never seen any "gay" porn that has given me the remotest twitch - so it's just not me.

Being more frivolous though - who is the "gayest" on the site?
 
Old 12-22-2006   #15 (permalink)
COLJohn is offline

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I agree with this.

Then I can look at your av and say, yes, I can see that that is a hot bulge. But I can honestly say that I have never seen any "gay" porn that has given me the remotest twitch - so it's just not me.

Being more frivolous though - who is the "gayest" on the site?
I wouldn't dare venture a guess at this one, LP, but I can think of several that fully embrace their gayness and I love them for that.
 

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