Penis Party Tricks

I was just wondering if anyone else has amusing party tricks they can do with their todgers.

Puppetry of the Penis

These guys are great fun.

I used to do one that I am a bit embarassed to share just yet - so give me some confidence guys.

One I discovered the other day after reading the site, is that my foreskin strecthes up to my solar plexus - I'll save that one for the next time the Jehova's Witnesses wake me up on a Saturday morning.

I have one where I try to put a regular size Durex condom on. It splits down the middle without fail....always a show stopper!! lol...

And we're supposed to top foot long foreskins and your cock? This thread may have a short life span.

My record was six ice cubes in my foreskin.

You have to be quick before the freezing cold kicks in

Lordpendragon,

We are hoping you wont make us wait too long. We would love to see some stretched foreskin pics.

Wish I had a universal dvd player....I'd order that dvd Puppetry of the Penis right away.
Heard about that awhile back but forgot about it.
Looks hilarious.

I would imagine those ice cubes get uncomfortably cold pretty quick.

Wasn't there a classic party trick where you imitate an elephant by turning out the pockets of your pants then you bring out the trunk to complete the effec
t....?

Indeed - it is a game of diminishing returns - your first go is always the highest score

Ok as I am feeling completely shameless - I used to get a torch, turn the lights out - bend over, part my legs and produce a huge silhouette of my low hangers on the wall. Then I'd do a rendition of the Jungle Book's I'm the King of the swingers.

*laughs until the tears roll*

Ok, LP, that's two coffee spews because of you today. Desist.

I once saw a guy stretch his foreskin over the end of a standard sized Coke can. I was pretty impressed!

cheers

Dillon

Maybe being circumcised aint so bad after all!!!!

When I was 18, I flipped a peanut into my mouth with my dick. I was using the kegals at the time.

that would be funny as shit if it weren't so true. i had never tried them before and had to one night and had 2 of them do that... and the g/f had enough of that.

i don't have any tricks. i guess being circumsized limits me. i definitely can't do the coke can trick. i can make my penis look like a helicoptor but that's about it