It's like Jeopardy!!!

COLJohn · 12-11-2006

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Originally Posted by Chrysalis

Q: What do you say about a woman who tried to give a good blow job, but didn't quite succeed...

A: Puffy Lips

Q: What is a cocksucker's dream?

A: table saw

jeff black · 12-11-2006

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Originally Posted by COLJohn

Q: What is a cocksucker's dream?

A: table saw

What is a sexual act, where the partner lays on a table with his/her ass in the air and makes sounds like a saw.

A: Kitty pie

COLJohn · 12-11-2006

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Originally Posted by jeff black

What is a sexual act, where the partner lays on a table with his/her ass in the air and makes sounds like a saw.

A: Kitty pie

Q: What does a pedophile tomcat lust after?

A: Wagnerian opera

Lordpendragon · 12-11-2006

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Originally Posted by COLJohn

Q: What does a pedophile tomcat lust after?

A: Wagnerian opera

Q What does the Colonel sound like when he comes?

A. Blue balls.

jeff black · 12-11-2006

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Originally Posted by Lordpendragon

Q What does the Colonel sound like when he comes?

A. Blue balls.

What is the nickname for ColJohn and I.

(don't freak out, balls.)

A: pudding.

COLJohn · 12-11-2006

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Originally Posted by jeff black

What is the nickname for ColJohn and I.

(don't freak out, balls.)

A: pudding.

LOL

Q: What is the only liquid food I have never used as a lube?

A: till death do us part

Lordpendragon · 12-11-2006

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Originally Posted by COLJohn

LOL

Q: What is the only liquid food I have never used as a lube?

A: till death do us part

Q. What is King's latest horror movie called?

A. Who cares.

jeff black · 12-11-2006

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Originally Posted by Lordpendragon

Q. What is King's latest horror movie called?

A. Who cares.

What the local hooker says when you pay her 10$ for a BJ. (Is that even funny??

)

A: pepper

artfulwilly · 12-11-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lordpendragon

Q. What is King's latest horror movie called?

A. Who cares.

Q. What is the response of a Size-Queen Owl when wooed by an owl with a little dicky bird

A. Multitasking

COLJohn · 12-11-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeff black

What the local hooker says when you pay her 10$ for a BJ. (Is that even funny??

)

A: pepper

Q: What should one avoid using as an aphrodesiac?

Quote:

Originally Posted by artfulwilly

Q. What is the response of a Size-Queen Owl when wooed by an owl with a little dicky bird

A. Multitasking

Q: What is the polite term for "pulling a train"?

Pecker · 12-11-2006

A. Hmmmmm

Q. What did Sinatra do when he couldn't remember the words?

A: Grandfather clock

UKBBW_Denise · 12-11-2006

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Originally Posted by Pecker

A. Hmmmmm

Q. What did Sinatra do when he couldn't remember the words?

A: Grandfather clock

Q: What does a Disney pocket watch call his dads dad?

A: Christmas Tree Baubles

Lordpendragon · 12-11-2006

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Originally Posted by UKBBW_Denise

Q: What does a Disney pocket watch call his dads dad?

A: Christmas Tree Baubles

Q. What do perverted fairies use to masterbate?

A. Yes.

Pecker · 12-11-2006

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Originally Posted by Lordpendragon

Q. What do perverted fairies use to masterbate?

A. Yes.

Q: What does the guy on the other end of the line say to, "Can you hear me now?"

A: Cordless phone

UKBBW_Denise · 12-11-2006

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Originally Posted by Pecker

Q: What does the guy on the other end of the line say to, "Can you hear me now?"

A: Cordless phone

Q: What is responsible for most phone-sex related injuries?

A: London Bridge

It's like Jeopardy!!!

Originally Posted by Chrysalis Q: What do you say about a woman who tried to give a good blow job, but didn't quite succeed... A: Puffy Lips Q: What is a cocksucker's dream? A: table