Novice the WHORE!

senor rubirosa · 12-05-2006

There was a young fellow named novice
Whose entry carried great auspice;
So soon he could boast
Of 4,000 posts (!)
And his asshole was safe in its hospice.

novice_btm · 12-05-2006

YIKES!!! I didn't see these pop in while I was giving individual attention to those above!

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Originally Posted by COLJohn

I enjoyed reading 3999 of your posts and am looking forward to another 4000. John

Thanks! You've definitely been very kind to me. Oh, but you may want to re-read #2,348, even I have admit, that one was a bit weak.

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Originally Posted by Lordpendragon

Novice - you stand shoulder to shoulder with the site's greatest posting whores - respect - take a bow - but keep your eyes peeled.

But usually if I "bow" with my eyes "peeled", I get pubes stuck in my contact lenses.

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Originally Posted by jeff black

Has anyone told you that you were a whore, you whore?

ME??? But, but, oh, wait, yeah, I am.

novice_btm · 12-05-2006

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Originally Posted by Chrysalis

...but every time I go to log off here, I see something else interesting...

Anyway, Novice, I really enjoy your posts, especially the ones that demonstrate your acerbic wit. Glad you're a posting whore!

It really is addictive (insert gratuitous a-DICK-tive pun here), isn't it?

By the way, I've noticed more than a few witty gems from YOU too.

novice_btm · 12-05-2006

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Originally Posted by senor rubirosa

There was a young fellow named novice
Whose entry carried great auspice;
So soon he could boast
Of 4,000 posts (!)
And his asshole was safe in its hospice.

Aww, it's nice to have such a talented pal like you.

Oh, but my hole is just getting started, so brace yourself.

jeff black · 12-05-2006

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Originally Posted by novice_btm

Aww, it's nice to have such a talented pal like you.

Oh, but my hole is just getting started, so brace yourself.

Does this mean we can stop calling you NOVICE? Surely you have had enough posts to be called Expert.

novice_btm · 12-05-2006

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Originally Posted by jeff black

Does this mean we can stop calling you NOVICE? Surely you have had enough posts to be called Expert.

Posts, yes. Actually bottoming experience, no. So, the name stays.

jeff black · 12-05-2006

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Originally Posted by novice_btm

Posts, yes. Actually bottoming experience, no. So, the name stays.

Seriously? We have been here since February and you are STILL novice??

Buddy, I beg to differ.

novice_btm · 12-05-2006

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Originally Posted by jeff black

Seriously? We have been here since February and you are STILL novice??

Buddy, I beg to differ.

If you can tell me who I've actually had sex with (in real life), I'd love to have my memory refreshed.

Ray6955 · 12-05-2006

Novice_btm,

I have a present for your 4,000th posting! I'll give it to you on my next trip. You're already on the schedule!

RAY

UKBBW_Denise · 12-05-2006

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Originally Posted by novice_btm

Um, "useful" Denise??? Actually, I think I know JUST what you mean.

Oh I bet you do you saucy minx!!

novice_btm · 12-05-2006

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Originally Posted by UKBBW_Denise

Oh I bet you do you saucy minx!!

I was going to make a "sauce" joke, but I'm refraining.

vinny_spiruccino · 12-05-2006

I suppose this means you deserve a good fuck in the ass. What're you doing at say... 8ish?

joyboytoy79 · 12-05-2006

I loves novice, and i can only hope to one day be as whoreish as he!

novice_btm · 12-05-2006

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Originally Posted by vinny_spiruccino

I suppose this means you deserve a good fuck in the ass. What're you doing at say... 8ish?

Hopefully picking you up here at the airport, with my kneepads already on. What's your flight info again?

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Originally Posted by joyboytoy79

I loves novice, and i can only hope to one day be as whoreish as he!

Wait, but I thought all my posts were so that I could vicariously be as whorish as YOU.

mercurialbliss · 12-05-2006

Celebrate your whoredom, Novice. This place wouldn't be the same without it.

Just a thought...your ass shots are lovely to look upon but i'd love to see it peeking out from under a kilt. With the proper clan tartan, of course.

Novice the WHORE!

There was a young fellow named novice Whose entry carried great auspice; So soon he could boast Of 4,000 posts (!) And his asshole was safe in its hospice.