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Originally Posted by blackcameron ...Man going into a place and asking for Magnum size or even paying for it, I wonder how I'm going to pull that off. I'll make sure there's a guy cashier :-p or else I'll turn all red... |
No, no, no!!! Dude! You're going about this ALL wrong. It's the biggest mistake that some guys make. When you're buying condoms, you're announcing to the world, "Look at me, you sorry bastards, *I* am getting some." And not only that, by buying condoms, you're showing that you're being responsible about it.
Think about it. Guys brag all the time that they're gettin' some, but that's talk. When you're buying rubbers, you showing that you're getting some. Same goes for Mag's. Guys SAY they're big, but if you're buying them, you're doing it because you actually ARE big. Neither of these things should cause embarassment.
That said, I had a friend, big guy, about 6'3", but a big baby about buying condoms. Knowing that I don't mind, he'd have me buy his. I'd walk right in and slap the Mag's right up on the counter. You should've seen the looks that all 5'6" little me got. I was very matter-of-fact about it, but inside, I was howling with laughter, while everyone tried not be be obvious about checking me out.