Originally Posted by orion_is_sweet

But I used a spoon to measure my balls and mine are way bigger than a TABLESPOON! Mine are about the size of a wooden spoon. And I just kinda wondered to myself..."OH MY GOD!! Am I a freak of nature, is this a good thing? Should I get checked for cancer? Should I flaunt this sort of thing? But then I kinda calmed down and just kept my mouth shut about it. Now my little brother calls me ostrich eggs, I hate that hippie bastard...nah I love 'em.