Hung stud needed for revenge on tiny ex

Hi, I’m a 23 year old Aussie girl who needs your help.

I have recently broken up with Mike, my boyfriend of two years. Without going in to too much detail about this asshole, Mike’s erect penis was 10cm long (that’s less than 4 inches and yes he actually let me measure it!). Not surprisingly, I had to compensate with some big toys. Since we broke up I have realised I am definitely a “size queen” after having had a couple of one night stands with well hung men I picked up in bars. One guy measured in at 9 inches, sadly he has since left the country.

Now for my revenge. I’m looking for a man with a massive dick. I plan to take pictures of me measuring, sucking and fucking his monster cock. Then I plan to send the pics along with a box of tissues and some hand cream to Mike. For the man who volunteers I promise a night of unforgettable sex. You can stick it wherever you want. Your face does not need to appear in the photos, just your big schlong.

Does this appeal to any guys out there? Any girls taken similar revenge on an under-hung ex?

K

mmm.....ive sent u some private messages....did i interest you?

Nice story

story - Definitions from Dictionary.com

"A fictitious tale, shorter and less elaborate than a novel."

What a great idea for revenge - and I'm sure he won't be at all tempted to make sure all your nearest and dearest see you with a huge cock in your mouth!

Back to the drawing board I think! lol

Sizequeenk, wouldn't it be better, for everyone, if you just got a life?
That's always a good thing to do.

But she does have a great ass, Rubi.

[quote=sizequeenk;618640]Hi, I’m a 23 year old Aussie girl who needs your help.

Is this part of the competition to post the most pathetic crap of the week? It is only Tuesday!

How else can this be explained?

Dear god, I have got to go to bed, think of hugging my beautiful friend, and try to stop thinking about the shit that is piling up everywhere around here.

See now I get really annoyed when people use such stories to ask the most basic of questions...

"Hi, I want to see decent good sized pics of your huge cocks, please send them to me because I can't be assed with paying for gold membership"

See how much easier that was?

Or:

"Talk dirty to me. I'm not really a woman but you won't know that"

Ooo that works well too, but at least I was honest about wanting the pics (erm not me, I mean my translation of the above)

I'll do it if you pay my airfare. I've always wanted to visit Austrailia anyway.

.You got it Your right!

I concur. This makes all the difference

...OB

Yes, LP ... all 138 pounds of it.