Hung stud needed for revenge on tiny ex

I suppose I am the only bloke that is not interested. Why? Because I'd rather NOT be used to show someone up and I have my views about it. I won't mention any here, incase I get a nice big boot poised right behind my ass, in a swinging motion.

Assuming this is all true, isn't it a bit juvenile to take "revenge" out on an ex just because his penis measured less than 4"s???

I think you need to grow up honey!

Dearest K--

I believe the best revenge is served cold. I believe that you should wait a while. You just fell in love with the wrong guy, that's all. It can happen. My ex broke up with me last year very abruptly. I had those revenge fantasies, too. (I knew that the best thing for me to do was to deal with all those bad emotions I had by giving them their voice so to speak.) Grieve that relationship. Good news about my ex was that the guy he broke up with me over had left him before Christmas/New Year's holidays in 2005. My ex came calling me after New Year's asking me "Was I all right?!!! (translating into "are you wanting to get back together?") I told him that I was more than "all right" I was fine. I chose not to go back with him after what did to me. He left a six year long term relationship with me for some fickle guy and that didn't even last four months.

Fucking a lot of well-hung guys will only get you rooted out loose. I think that you are better than that. I think that you are a lot better than your ex, Mike. Don't do what's been done unto you. You could end up pregnant or with some god awful disease.

Wait until you get over ex, Mike first. You have to get him out of your system. The best revenge is to move with your own life and keep the ex out of yours so you can be the woman you are for the new men in your life.

Hmmm, this has "Bad Idea" written all over it!

Have you thought about what your ex might do with pic later in life????

Wait just a doggone minute. I was considering this for a moment until I remembered that I have yet to get over being cheated by some Nigerian guy's wire transfer scheme, getting duped by a little boy with cancer who wanted to get the world record for most emails received, and a guy who told me that Bill Gates could track my emails and would pay me money if I sent an email to twenty of my friends.

Hmmmm. Now that I think about it--sounds too risky.

i would be so down if i lived in australia

I do and I wouldn't even touch this with your dick.

Assuming this is in any way real, it's real distasteful. Get over yourself - I'm sure "Mike" has some quibbles with you as well.

You're doing this all wrong k! He will enjoy seeing you do those erotic things. You need to get on with your life as a size queen now. Forget about him.

Wow! Tough crowd!

It seems like I have rubbed a few of you up the wrong way and for that I am very sorry.

Let me clarrify a few things:

1) Yes, the "story" is real. Mike does have a small cock and I am actively looking for well hung men. I didn't seriously think I would meet someone on the forum who I would hook up with, I'm more careful. I mainly posted the message to find out if anyone else had similar experiences of showing their ex how satisfied they now are. I'm at the stage in my life where I just want to have some fun, no strings, just big cock sex. Does that make me a bad person? I hope not.

2) Mike is an asshole, make no mistake. If he was a nice guy and just had a small dick I wouldn't care and I wouldn't be so mean. I only suggested this revenge because I know Mike is very paranoid about his size. I would still prefer to not go in to too much detail about why Mike is an asshole but let me just say he is a cheating, lying, jelous, arogant man.

3) Thanks for all the nice comments on my butt. Maybe I will post some more pics.

Once again, sorry if I have offended any of you, that was not my intention at all.

Sorry, a pet peeve of mine since popular grammar has many people writing 'your' when they seem to be meaning to write 'you are' or "you're". Perhaps you were referring to his right side?

:-)

Gee, I think I've heard this story before.
why does my b/f like seeing me with a large penis?

If I were Mike, your new pics would be showing up on alt.binaries.multimedia.erotica.amateur in about 5... 4... 3... Not to mention in your boss's mailbox and on your mother's doorstep. Might want to think twice about that one.

It's terribly cliche but living well is the best revenge. Don't waste precious time on assholes. Have your fun and don't give "Mike" a second thought.