Boner at the office?

Does anyone else have the problen of getting hardons at the office at inappropriate times? I am quite large but definitely more of a grower then a shower. This means that when I start to grow I get MUCH bigger and it gets very hard to hide it. I was giving a presentation at work yesterday and I felt like the three women in the room were just staring at my crotch the whole time because I expectedly got an erection as soon as I stood up. Then having them stare at me made me even more turned on!

Anyone else have this problem?

Sorry, but I would have to stare too. That is one impressive cock.

I have an issue when I am on a bus, etc., and I am just off in my own world. There are many times when I think about stuff that turns me on and 'wham', there goes my erection! I usually have my bag to cover my crotch, but I often have had to walk from a couple of stops past my own as I was unable to stand up.

Boners happen, try not to be embarrassed. Just don't be obvious about it.

I know of several guys it's happened to.
I was there to enjoy the view.
All I can say is enjoy it, I'm sure others are!
If you've got it flaunt it!
All the power to you!

I've had that happen tho not so much anymore. I tend to get erections when I'm nervous/stressed and those presentations when you're trying to make a good impression on the work crowd made me so.

I used a few tricks to help...one was to wear a sport coat, others were standing behind my chair, turning so I partially faced the front of the room, keeping in motion if the size of the room allows.

Fortunately, I don't get so nervous about these things anymore.

I had issues with that this summer while working in a garage type setting. I setup a guys race car for him. I would get random boners but it usually wasn't an issue because I was generally the only one there. Although one time the secretary walked in while everything from my waist up was under the car and she got a pretty good view. She treated me a bit different after that :D

Now there's an great idea for a vid!
That would be really entertaining...(grins)

I have had that happen often where some woman will walk and is hot, and well i get hard. Once had a secretary notice it, nice wide eyes and has hinted for some fun.

There is no eye candy at my office anymore... so (sadly?) this is not a problem I have to deal with.

Unexpected erections are a fact of life, you learn to live with them. I've found the more I try to hide/disguise them the more obvious I make them.

i would too especially with those big balls!

Oh don't even get me started... I love women who are dressed in those coporate sexy outfits and my train ride in the morning is full of them. It is especially embarrassing when there is no where to sit down. Although I have to say it totally turns me on when I catch a women checking me out. Sometimes they are worse then guys!

I used to work with a woman who became a great friend of mine. She was smart, cool, beautiful, and was a competitive bodybuilder with a body that was like a teenage boy's idea of a female super hero. She also was incredibly down to earth and called things as she saw them. She was also married. We would sometimes flirt, but, given her straightforward nature, this was not really her thing (or at least she perceived it as a waste of time since she wasn't planning on acting on it).

One day as we were working on a late project together (a common occurance), I was sporting a full-on erection straining down my thigh when I had to get up from my chair to pick up some papers from a printer. As I stood, I was next to her with my crotch just about at eye level. She looked at it and without skipping a beat, looked up at me and said, "Hey, you have a huge cock. I always liked big dicks. Bob (i.e., her husband) is pretty small. Would you get the pages I just printed for me while you're up?"

It turned into a totally low-key conversation about length, girth, curves, etc of cocks that she liked or didn't like as much. Very straight-forward talk. It veered into talk of sex, positions, etc. All very clinical. But then, at the end, she said, "I really miss some of it, but I'm never going to cheat on Bob. But man, if I weren't married, I'd be slamming you against the wall right now. Oh well, time to get back to work."

This happens to me on a regualar basis. I am lucky because I don't sit near anyone. If I did and had to stand up people would get an eyeful. I am not really attracted to anyone in my office actually, so the reasons for experiencing erections during work have more to do with other factors. There have been days where I have become hard off and on for the entire day. I have also experienced hard ons at the gym and nude beach which is much more difficult to hide. In those cases I either stay at my spot or blanket and lay stomach down so no one can see my erection or just ignore it if I am showing a big bulge while working out.

That's a classic tease. I feel for you.