Boner at the office?

Any Openings in your office?

Oh Geez, I just realized as I was typing, how bad (good) "openings" could be construed, lol

It happens to me occassionally. My secretary, whom I've known for years, is really hot and I often get turned on looking at her wearing a tight top and short skirt. The only problem is she's my wife's best friend as well, so no hanky panky for me.

If she notices that I'm aroused she usually just says something like "You better put that thing away before you hurt someone with it", or "I need a raise if I'm going to have to work for two of you". So I don't worry about her, but it would be embarrassing if anyone else saw the boss going around with a boner in his pants.

I usually wear boxers because they're more comfortable, but I've considered going to briefs so I can restrain things a little if I get aroused. Just need to find some that are comfortable.

Yikes! It is like a daily occurence for me. Fortunately, I can stay in my office at my desk 'til it goes away. But if I need to get up and leave the office I do like Proudly Italian does and just grab it from my pocket and hold it as best I can. The only thing is though is that holding the hardon only excites me more....what's a guy to do?!

By the way, I know it may be juvenile but I love the word "Boner".

Always handy to keep a flow chart (pardon the pun) or a file folder handy, it happens to me all the time

Well it's part of life! I like it when it happens most of the time, but it can be annoying when you need to stand up or something like that... I remember I had a lot of erection during classes in university, a mixture of hormones, boredom, sexy other students and hang-overs... by the time classes started most started their morning hard-ons ;). I usually try to think about some ugly guy/girl to make it go down, I had an occasional look but I don't mind...

I haven't gotten an erection during a presentation since I was in high school, so I cannot relate.

I think that I would just try to be proud of my impressive piece of meat!

(Maybe jack off each morning before work?)

I have this problem all the freaking time! Mine tries to point straight out, and my kinda leg-tight work pants (ship-issued) try not to let it. So one of py pant-leg bottoms is noticablly higher-up than the other, so when people look further up...there's the reason.

i walked into a guy's office that works with me. He took one look at my bulge and popped a huge bone. about 5" long, but as big as my wrist!

I recall when I used to work in the city that I obviously had frequent tube journeys - Hot weather, hot women, motion of the train, that would set me off, boner!
Rush hour always busy and packed trains, I once had a 20 minute journey where we were all packed in or nearly touching and I have this boner that was so obvious, adjustment did nothing to hide it. Surrounded by people, mainly guys, I didn't want it knocking against them, so I faced the seats and notice this hot girl/women looking as my bulge was rocking with the motion of the train, right in front of her, at face or should I say mouth level. It was all I could do not to blow my load, especially as when we went around a tight bend I lightly banged into her with my cock. God!, did I need to shoot, when I got to the office, that was the first thing on my agenda, jack and shoot, I was so hard, it only took seconds.

Embarrassing, yes, hot, yes - a shame that little beauty, didn't unzip and suck.

This guy at a department store in my local mall always has a boner or half hardon showing. It's great for me because he's about 6'8" and I'm 5'10" so it's always in my face. I think he knows I stare too because whenever I shop there (which is frequently now) he manages to lean forward as I'm leaning down to sign the receipt. Verry Niicce!

I work in a casual office. I wear Levis 505 cords with lightweight boxers every day. Some days, I have to walk around the building more than other days. Inevitably, the motion of walking makes me conscious of the corduroy fabric rubbing gently on the head of my hanging dick. This stimulation makes it grow. It feels good walking around with a semi. It's very rare that it gets all the way hard. I know that some of my coworkers have seen it, but no one has said anything to me.

Many boners in the office - I have an office and usually stick around sitting down until it goes away.

Even though I was not looking for it, I started talking to two 22 year old female co-workers in the office using our internal IM system and once the conversation turned into something sexual, there goes another boner. They've also told me that they had their own reaction on what our conversations went into.

It' a sunday morning and i'm at work - I sure would not mind if either of them came in today, that's for sure!

I don't worry about boners at work cause I wear compression shorts to work every day to keep them things from showing. My office just happens to be open to about 3000 high school students so it wouldn't do for me to show a bulge or a boner.

happens all the time - and the more someone looks the harder it gets even though I get embarassed! I have a habit now of finding a far off men's room and tossing one off just to try to minimize the odds, though I think it's starting to train me that lunch time = jerk time...

I love it when I get a raging boner too. I work for a Cable company in New York. So I have to drive to each customers home. I've gotten some really nice tips. :p